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Event:
FARTMMA 32
Date: Apr 27, 2019 |
#R1#
A combination from Sasaki does no damage.
Sasaki swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Farts swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sasaki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Good exchange - Sasaki coming out on top.
Sasaki lands with a cross.
Sasaki feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fartss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Farts throws a right hand that misses
and Sasaki cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sasaki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Farts lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sasaki fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sasaki wants to clinch up but Farts keeps it at a distance.
Farts throws out a counter right but Sasaki avoids it with no problem.
Farts blocks a jab.#T1#
Sasaki on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CUT2#
It looks like Haise Sasaki has been cut.
Farts connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sasaki . Sasaki circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Farts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sasaki was well out of range. Poor timing from Farts.
Sasaki throws a hook but Farts blocks it.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Farts appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Farts throws the left hand but Sasaki avoids the punch easily.
Sasaki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sasaki tests Farts's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Farts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sasaki bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#T2##CL#
Sasaki closes the distance and pushes Farts back into the cage.
Sasaki has a couple of punches blocked by Farts.
Farts is looking to break free of the clinch but Sasaki has double underhooks.
Farts misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Sasaki - that landed with a thud.
I was talking to Sasaki 's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Farts misses with a punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farts can't break the clinch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
Sasaki lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sasaki tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Sasaki can't find room to land a body shot as Farts controls the action.
Sasaki pushes Farts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Farts.
Sasaki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Sasaki lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Farts.#T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sasaki .
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sasaki .
Sasaki lands a left hand that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki misses with a punch to the body.
Farts is trying to break the clinch but Sasaki has him pressed against the cage.
Farts misses with the head strike.
Farts swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Sasaki is pushing Farts up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A right handed body shot lands from Sasaki .
Farts looks winded!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sasaki .
A hook to the body from Sasaki .
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sasaki misses with a punch to the body.
#T4#
Sasaki pushes Farts back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sasaki is working Farts over against the cage.
Farts letting Sasaki take a breather here.
Sasaki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sasaki lands a hook that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Sasaki avoiding damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farts tries to break free but Sasaki pushes him back against the cage.
Sasaki effectively controlling the action here.#BC2#
Farts's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sasaki throws a good cross that connects.
Sasaki misses with a combination
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Haise Sasaki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Haise Sasaki 's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Farts tries to bum rush Sasaki with a series of wild strikes but Sasaki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#CL#
Sasaki moves into range and clinches up with Farts.
Sasaki working aggressively here.
Sasaki tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sasaki misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sasaki 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sasaki misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Farts.
Farts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sasaki tries to work over Farts's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts misses with a punch to the body.
Farts misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Sasaki .
Farts tries to work over Sasaki 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sasaki scores with a shoulder strike. #T1#
Farts scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Farts working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Farts. #BC2#
Farts breaks the clinch.
Sasaki ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Farts throws a hook but Sasaki avoids it easily.
Sasaki tries to clinch but Farts is having none of it.
It seemed like Farts was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Haise Sasaki is winning the standup battle so far.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Sasaki is just out of range.
Sasaki scores with a jab to the head.
Sasaki throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Farts connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT2#
Haise Sasaki 's cut is getting worse.#T2#
A jab from Sasaki misses.
Farts moves forwards but Sasaki connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sasaki lands a glancing blow to the side of Farts's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sasaki tries to clinch but Farts moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Farts! But no joy.
Sasaki doesn't manage to clinch there - Farts circles away.
Farts throws a body shot but no joy.
Sasaki lands a nice hook to Farts's body. Farts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sasaki misses with a hook. Farts ducked under it nicely.
Farts is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sasaki with a body shot.
Sasaki ducks under a wild hook from Farts.#T3#
Farts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A quick step to the side and Sasaki tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sasaki throws a jab but it's blocked by Farts.
Sasaki fails to land with a series of punches.
Haise Sasaki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farts swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Farts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL#
Sasaki has taken the fight to the clinch.
Farts prevents a body shot from Sasaki .
Farts swings wildly with an uppercut but Sasaki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sasaki swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Farts throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Farts on the inside.
Sasaki lands a right hand that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Sasaki lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts misses with the head strike.
#T4#
Sasaki tries to stall but Farts uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Farts working aggressively here.
Sasaki holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Sasaki .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Farts.
A short right from Farts.
Farts swings wildly with an uppercut but Sasaki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farts misses with some punches.
Sasaki lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sasaki cracks Farts with a nice body shot.
Sasaki lands a left hand.
Sasaki scores with a shoulder strike.
Sasaki tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Sasaki back against the cage.
Haise Sasaki has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sasaki lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Haise Sasaki will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Haise Sasaki 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R3#
Nice defenses there by Farts.
Sasaki throws a big shot that misses.
Farts misses with a looping left.
As Farts tries to get set, Sasaki tries to push him back and clinch up but Farts manages to avoid the attempt.
Sasaki scores with a jab to the body.
Sasaki throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sasaki throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Sasaki thuds his right hand into Farts's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
As Farts tries to get set, Sasaki tries to push him back and clinch up but Farts manages to avoid the attempt.
Sasaki tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Farts connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Farts takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T1#
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Sasaki is just out of range.
Farts moves out of range as Sasaki strikes.
Farts throws out a counter right but Sasaki avoids it with no problem.
Farts avoids the body shot from Sasaki .
Farts loads up on a big right hand but Sasaki slips the punch.
Sasaki wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Sasaki steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Farts.
Sasaki throws an overhand right that lands on Farts's shoulder, as Farts tries to avoid the shot.
Farts blocks a jab.#CL#
Sasaki forces Farts back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Farts fails to land.
Sasaki trying to control the position but instead, Farts has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sasaki into the cage.
Farts misses with a punch on the inside.
#T2#
Farts has had enough of the clinch but Sasaki keeps him there for the moment.
Sasaki blocks a body shot from Farts.
Sasaki working aggressively here.
A short left from Sasaki .
Farts misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Farts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sasaki 's elbow.
Sasaki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Farts's efforts to push away.
Sasaki prevents Farts from breaking the clinch.
Farts is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sasaki is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Farts can do to turn this around?
Sasaki is looking to control Farts's arms but Farts gets an underhook and turns him. Now Sasaki has his back to the cage.
Farts lands a nice uppercut.
Sasaki lands with a short shot to the head.
Farts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
Sasaki presses Farts against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Farts takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sasaki working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sasaki taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Sasaki pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Sasaki for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Sasaki scores with a hook to the body.
Sasaki lands a body shot in the clinch.
Farts fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sasaki stalling the fight.
Good body shot from Sasaki .
Sasaki works on Farts's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sasaki .
A nice right hand lands inside from Sasaki .
A nice left hand lands by Sasaki .
Sasaki lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sasaki lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#
Farts is rocked!#T4#
Sasaki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Farts or not.
Farts is still on wobbly legs! Can Sasaki finish him?
Sasaki dips a shoulder and cracks Farts with a mighty uppercut! Farts falls back against the cage and Sasaki unloads with a barrage of strikes! Farts is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Sasaki screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Haise Sasaki !
Haise Sasaki is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Haise Sasaki thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
FARTMMA 27
Date: Apr 06, 2019 |
#R1#
Murhapuro misses the shot to the body.
Murhapuro tries to clinch there but Farts circles away.
As Murhapuro tries to get set, Farts tries to push him back and clinch up but Murhapuro manages to avoid the attempt.#CL2#
Murhapuro clinches up against the cage.
Murhapuro tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Murhapuro lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Farts prevents the takedown attempt.
Murhapuro tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Murhapuro.
Murhapuro misses with a punch on the inside.
Farts struggles to land a body shot inside as Murhapuro controls his hands.
Farts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Murhapuro misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Farts gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Murhapuro.
A nice right hand lands inside from Farts.
Farts can't find room to land a body shot as Murhapuro controls the action.
Farts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Still in the clinch, Farts scores with a nice short uppercut.#T1#
Farts scores with a shot to the side of Murhapuro's head.
A right hand to the body from Farts.
Murhapuro lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Farts backwards.
Farts is pressed up against the cage. Murhapuro has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Farts down to the mat. Farts avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pauke Murhapuro.
Farts blocks a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Farts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Murhapuro lands a head shot.
Murhapuro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Farts is looking for a counter combo.
Murhapuro misses with a hook to the body
and Farts counters with a straight right hand.
Murhapuro throws a predictable looking body shot
and Farts counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Murhapuro darts in trying to clinch
and Farts counters with a nice body shot.
Murhapuro looks winded!#T2#
Farts avoids the body shot from Murhapuro.
Murhapuro loads up on a big right hand but Farts slips the punch.
Farts wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Farts takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murhapuro shoots in for a takedown but Farts shows good takedown defense.
Murhapuro shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Farts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Murhapuro swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Murhapuro misses with a few strikes there.
Murhapuro lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Farts at a distance.
Murhapuro looks to score with a jab to the body but Farts is just out of range.#T3#
Murhapuro throws a combination that misses
and Farts counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Murhapuro looks to land a left hand but Farts moved out of range nicely.#CL2#
Murhapuro moves into range and clinches up with Farts.
Farts scores with a shoulder strike.
Farts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Murhapuro goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Farts tries to throw a body punch but Murhapuro avoids it by throwing Farts back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Farts.
Farts working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Farts.
Farts lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Murhapuro backwards.
Farts lands a body shot in the clinch.
Farts scores with a hook to the body.
Murhapuro has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Farts seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Murhapuro can turn it around.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farts lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #KD#
Farts drops Murhapuro onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Murhapuro is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Murhapuro is rocked!#KD#
Farts drops Murhapuro onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Murhapuro is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Murhapuro is still on wobbly legs! Can Farts finish him?
A left hand lands to the body for Farts.
Farts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Farts dips a shoulder and cracks Murhapuro with a mighty uppercut! Murhapuro falls back against the cage and Farts unloads with a barrage of strikes! Murhapuro is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Farts screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts retains his heavyweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Boomerang Farts thanked Groove Gear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Event:
FARTMMA 20
Date: Feb 28, 2019 |
#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target. #CL#
Howler gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Howler misses with the head strike.
Howler misses with some punches.
#BC2#
Farts breaks the clinch.
Farts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Farts misses with a straight left.
Howler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Farts counter with a right hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Rexx Howler has been cut.
Howler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Howler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Howler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rexx Howler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farts throws a hook to the side of Howler's head but Howler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fight stays on the outside here - Howler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T1#
Howler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.
Howler dives in for a single leg takedown but Farts sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Farts doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Howler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Howler missing with a left hand there. Farts was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rexx Howler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howler looks for a takedown but Farts sprawls well.
Farts looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Farts jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
A little jabbing left from Farts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Farts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Howler was well out of range. Poor timing from Farts.
Howler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Farts sprawls and moves away.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Howler tries for a takedown but Farts circles away easily
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Howler moves out of range as Farts strikes.#T2#
Farts looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Howler with a lazy takedown attempt #KD2#
and Farts counters with a crisp one two that drops Howler! Farts thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Howler to his feet! Howler is in big trouble!#ROC2#
Howler is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Farts engages and cracks Howler with a massive lead left hook - Howler tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Farts is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Boomerang Farts made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Event:
FARTMMA 16: THE RISE OF VENOM
Date: Feb 02, 2019 |
#R1#
Spanner misses with a straight left.
Farts connects with the punch.#CUT#
It looks like Bleeding Spanner has been cut.
Farts bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Spanner's head.
Spanner tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Farts paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spanner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#CL2#
Spanner clinches with his opponent.
Farts blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Farts.
Farts misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Farts lands a hook to the side of the head.
Farts blocking some punches.
Spanner tries to throw a body punch but Farts avoids it by throwing Spanner back against the cage.
Farts working aggressively here.
Farts lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Farts lands a right hand.
Spanner blocks a body shot from Farts.
Farts lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spanner backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanner has a couple of punches blocked by Farts.
Spanner tries a body shot but Farts blocks it.
Farts lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Farts. #CUT#
That has opened up Bleeding Spanner's cut even more.
Nice body punch from Farts - that landed with a thud.
Spanner looks winded!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Farts.
Farts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spanner's elbow.
Spanner misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Farts throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spanners head.
Nice body punch from Farts - that landed with a thud.
Farts lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A body shot lands from Farts.
Farts is leaning against Spanner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Spanner working aggressively here.
Spanner prevents a body shot from Farts.
Farts works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Farts lands a right hand that snaps the head of Spanner backwards.
Farts is working Spanner over against the cage.
Farts scores with an uppercut up the middle.#CUT#
The cut above Bleeding Spanner's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Farts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Farts pushes Spanner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Farts.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Farts creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC#
Spanner is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farts lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Spanner to his knees! Farts keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boomerang Farts!
An out of breath and clearly excited Boomerang Farts thanked Urban Fighter for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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Event:
FARTMMA 12
Date: Jan 12, 2019 |
#R1#
Farts lands with a hook. Hunkuless tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hunkuless looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Farts cracks Hunkuless with an open hand slap.#CUT#
It looks like Desway Hunkuless has been cut.
Farts's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hunkuless under the eye.
Hunkuless tries to clinch there but Farts circles away.
Farts slaps away a takedown attempt from Hunkuless, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hunkuless darts in trying to clinch#KD#
and Farts counters with a crisp one two that drops Hunkuless! Farts thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Hunkuless to his feet! Hunkuless is in big trouble!#ROC#
Hunkuless is rocked!
Farts drops Hunkuless with a naaaaasty hook - Hunkuless is in real trouble here! Farts dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boomerang Farts!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Boomerang Farts made sure he mentioned Urban Fighter, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Desway Hunkuless spoke after the fight, saying 'He is a very good fighter. I will come back stronger next time you see me. '.
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Event:
FARTMMA 6
Date: Dec 15, 2018 |
#R1#
Farts connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cobra looks to clinch
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Farts digs a good hook to Cobra's body.
Cobra fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cobra tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Farts paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cobra wants to clinch up but Farts keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cobra looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A cross from Farts lands.
Farts definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Farts keeps the fight on the outside.
Cobra tries to clinch but Farts moves away
and Cobra takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cobra misses with a head kick.
#KD#
Farts drops Cobra with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Cobra looks back up at him and smiles so Farts waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farts fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Cobra out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.
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Event:
FARTMMA 3
Date: Nov 10, 2018 |
#R1#
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
Farts misses with a straight right.
Coetzee thuds a left hand into Farts's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Coetzee misses the target.
Coetzee moves out of range as Farts strikes.#TD2#
Coetzee fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Farts to the ground. Coetzee is now in Farts's guard.
Farts looking to hit a scissor sweep but Coetzee is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Coetzee drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Farts dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Farts looking to pass the guard. #SU#
Farts decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Farts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coetzee moves away.
Coetzee fails with the takedown.#T1#
Farts paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Farts misses the jab.
Farts slips a jab from Coetzee.
Farts takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Farts throws a body punch but Coetzee moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Farts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coetzee.
Farts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coetzee.
Coetzee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Farts is fending him off so far but Coetzee persists. Nope, Farts circles away and we're back to standing.
Coetzee moves out of range of the strikes.
Coetzee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Farts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by Coetzee or perhaps it was just good defense by Farts, which made it look bad.
Farts appears to be looking for a big counter.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Farts lands with a shot to the body. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Farts.
Farts cracks Coetzee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#CUT#
It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.
Farts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
The crowd cheers as Farts lands an impressive looking overhand right. Coetzee doesn't seem phased though.
Coetzee takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Farts throws a jab when Coetzee was well out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Coetzee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Farts misses with a right hand
and Coetzee counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Farts.
Nice body punch from Coetzee.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Farts moves forwards but Coetzee connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've been told by Farts's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Coetzee connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Coetzee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Farts rather than just go for the knockout.
Coetzee lands with a good body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Coetzee.
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target.
Coetzee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.#T3#
Farts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Farts misses with a wild body shot.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Coetzee uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Coetzee throws out a loose jab but Farts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farts displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Coetzee.
We've been informed that Coetzee has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Coetzee misses with a body shot.
Coetzee shoots in looking for a takedown but Farts manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Coetzee's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Coetzee throws a jab when Farts was well out of range.
Farts misses the shot to the body.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee cracks a nice hook into Farts's ribs.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#T4#
Farts works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farts looks to land a left hand but Coetzee moved out of range nicely.
Farts ducks right into an uppercut from Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee scores with a jab to the body.
Farts rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coetzee counters with a stiff right hand.
Coetzee is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Farts had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Coetzee with a poor takedown
and Farts counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Coetzee misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Farts, as that shot connected.
Coetzee tries to bum rush Farts with a series of wild strikes but Farts uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A counter left hand to the body from Farts misses its target.
Farts misses with a looping left.
Farts lands a body shot.
Coetzee clobbers Farts with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Farts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coetzee.
Coetzee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Farts throws an overhand right that lands on Coetzee's shoulder, as Coetzee tries to avoid the shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Boomerang Farts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kallie Coetzee's cut.
That's time! Farts's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
A slow jab from Farts misses its intended target.
Coetzee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Farts has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Farts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coetzee manages to avoid it.
Farts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coetzee.
Coetzee lands a nice shot to the body.
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Farts.
Coetzee lands a body shot.
Kallie Coetzee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Coetzee misses with a hook.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Farts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Farts moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Coetzee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coetzee cracks Farts with a good jab.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coetzee now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Coetzee shoots in but Farts avoids the takedown attempt easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Coetzee.
Coetzee moves into range and connects with a jab. #T1#
Coetzee lands a nice shot that snaps Farts's head back.
Coetzee is looking to clinch.
Farts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Farts as he avoids it easily.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a looping right hand.
Farts thows a left - swing and a miss!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee swings widly with a right hand
and Farts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Coetzee tests Farts's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee slips under a jab.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Coetzee is just out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Coetzee. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circling - Coetzee throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T2#
Coetzee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Farts was well out of range. Poor timing from Coetzee.
Coetzee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
Farts throws a combination that misses
letting Coetzee counter with a right hand.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
A decent looking cross lands there for Farts.
Farts works over Coetzee's head and body with a nice combination.
Coetzee swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee just misses with a punch to the body.
Good exchange - Coetzee coming out on top.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
Coetzee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Farts.
Coetzee misses with a lunging right hand
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Coetzee throws a jab but it's blocked by Farts.
Coetzee lands with a nice body punch.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Farts lands with a nice combination. Coetzee backs away looking to recover.#T3#
Farts ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Coetzee throws a looping overhand right but Farts ducks down to avoid it.
Farts lands a nice looking body shot.
Coetzee is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Coetzee. Farts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farts lands a body shot.
Farts throws a good cross that connects.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts flashes Coetzee a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Coetzee's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Coetzee crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Farts punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Urban Fighter, into his post fight interview.
The defeated Kallie Coetzee had this to say: 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
Battle of the Behemoths Rd 1
Date: Oct 20, 2018 |
#R1##CL#
Tormenta gets a clinch.
Farts wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Farts tries to break the clinch but Tormenta is controlling the position.
Tormenta tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Farts smiles and moves away.
Tormenta tries to clinch but Farts is having none of it.
Farts now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#CL#
Tormenta closes the distance and clinches.
Tormenta tries to pull guard but Farts won't allow it.
A body shot lands from Farts.
Tormenta is trying to pull guard but Farts turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fray Tormenta. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tormenta is trying to pull guard but Farts turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC2#
Farts manages to break the clinch.
Tormenta closes the distance but Farts moves to the side
and Farts counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Fray Tormenta has been cut.
Tormenta tries to clinch #KD2#
and Farts counters with a crisp right hand that drops Tormenta! Farts lets Tormenta back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL#
Tormenta clinches.
Farts scores with a shot to the side of Tormenta's head. #CUT2#
Fray Tormenta's cut is getting worse.
Tormenta fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Farts is trying to push Tormenta away but Tormenta has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Farts tries to break the clinch but Tormenta is controlling the position.
Farts throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Farts wants to break the clinch but can't.
#T1#
Good body shot from Farts.
Tormenta is breathing heavily.
A right hook to the body lands for Farts.
Farts wants to break the clinch but can't.
#BC2#
Farts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Farts swats away the attempt to clinch by Tormenta.
Tormenta closes the distance but Farts moves to the side #KD2#
and Farts counters with a crisp right hand that drops Tormenta! Farts lets Tormenta back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#CL#
Tormenta clinches up against the cage.
Tormenta tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Farts just stands there and leans against the cage.
Tormenta is trying to pull guard but Farts turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD#
Tormenta decides to pull guard.
Farts would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB#
Farts avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Farts trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T2##SUB#
Tormenta is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Farts rolls with it to try and escape but Tormenta cranks on the arm and Farts is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Fray Tormenta!
Fray Tormenta decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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