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by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 06, 2017 |
#R1##CL2#
Batman moves into the clinch.
Farty trying to control the position but instead, Batman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Farty into the cage.
Farty avoiding damage as Batman throws knees to the body.
Farty dodges an elbow strike from Batman.
Batman struggles to land a body shot inside as Farty controls his hands.
Batman lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT2#
It looks like Juju Farty has been cut.
Batman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Batman scores with a shot to the side of Farty's head.
Batman tries to throw a body punch but Farty avoids it by throwing Batman back against the cage.
Farty takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from Batman. #CUT2#
Juju Farty's cut is getting worse.
Batman missing with knees to the body.
Farty is trying to break the clinch but Batman is controlling him.
Batman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Farty is breathing heavily.
Batman lands a shot to the body.
Batman lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Batman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A knee to the head by Batman.
#T1#
Farty takes a knee right on the jaw!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Batman has eaten all the pies!
Batman trying to land knees to the body.
Batman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Batman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Batman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT2#
Juju Farty's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Batman lands a knee to the body.
Batman lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
Jeez, Juju Farty's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Batman.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alexee Batman!
A very excited looking Alexee Batman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
LIA 18: A Stranger In The Alps
Date: Nov 26, 2016 |
#R1#
Farty is looking to clinch but Mountain is avoiding it.
Mountain looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Mountain blocks a head kick by Farty.
Farty showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mountain.
#CL2#
Farty gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Farty leaning his opponent against the cage.
Farty can't get the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farty is working Mountain over against the cage.
Farty content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Mountain can't find room to land a body shot as Farty controls the action.
#T1##TD2#
Farty pulls guard successfully.
Farty looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Farty bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mountain's guard. #REVB#
Farty throwing strikes but missing.
Mountain is trying to control the position but Farty postures up.
Mountain knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Farty on the ground.#SU2#
Farty stands up from Mountain's guard - Farty perhaps looking for a knockout.
Farty misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Farty closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mountain circles away.
No luck for Farty with that takedown attempt.
Rock Mountain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Farty shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mountain but Mountain pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Farty has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#T2##CL2#
Farty pushes Mountain up against the cage in a clinch.
Farty gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Mountain.
Farty stalling against the cage.
Farty stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Farty continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.#TD2#
Farty jumps guard and drags Mountain to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Farty is on top in guard.
#REVB##T3#
Farty controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Farty working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Mountain's head.
Farty is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SU2#
Farty decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Mountain, up you get!
Farty tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mountain sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Farty somewhat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Farty looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Mountain defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Farty.
Farty looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mountain throws a solid leg kick but Farty takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mountain.
Farty tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mountain defends well and Farty ends up having to push Mountain into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Farty tries to bum rush Mountain with a series of wild strikes but Mountain uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Farty dives in for a single leg takedown but Mountain sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Rock Mountain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Mountain gets tackled into the cage by Farty. Farty maintains the clinch. #BC2#
Farty breaks the clinch.
Mountain tries to bum rush Farty with a series of wild strikes but Farty uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Farty tries for a takedown but Mountain sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Mountain shoots for a double leg takedown but Farty sprawls well. He's pushed Mountain's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #CL2#
Mountain tries to keep at a distance but Farty has taken the fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Juju Farty dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Farty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mountain as he avoids it easily.
Farty is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mountain sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #CL2#
Farty moves into range and clinches up with Mountain.
Farty lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mountain backwards. #BC2#
Farty pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#TD#
Mountain closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #ES2#
Farty pushes Mountain off and gets back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farty shoots in for a takedown but Mountain shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Rock Mountain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Mountain keeps the fight on the outside.
Farty closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mountain circles away.#CL2#
Farty has managed to clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#TD2#
Farty gets control of Mountain's arms and successfully pulls guard. Farty will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#T1#
Farty manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mountain manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Farty tries to free his leg and advance position but Mountain is retaining full guard.
Farty passes Mountain's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Mountain has a hand on Farty's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Farty takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Farty controlling from mount.
Mountain is in all sorts of trouble here.
#SU2#
Farty gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Mountain stuffs the takedown.#T2#
Mountain displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Farty.
As Farty looks to move away, Mountain throws a big counter combo but Farty just gets out of the way.#CL2#
Farty has Mountain up against the cage in a clinch.
#TD2#
Farty drags the fight down to the ground.
Mountain will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Farty looking for a sweep. Not yet Farty, not yet.
Farty pulls Mountain in close to prevent any damage.
Mountain looking to sit in guard and control but Farty gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Farty trying to control but Mountain is working from the bottom. #T3#
Farty prevents Mountain from getting back to his feet.
Farty chips away with some ground and pound.
Mountain is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Mountain is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Farty dives into side control.
Farty wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mountain keeps working.
Farty landing a few strikes. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mountain is being controlled here.
Mountain pushes Farty away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Farty gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farty is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Mountain can't do much from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Juju Farty showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Farty shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mountain defends it nicely.
Farty will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Farty shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mountain pinned against the cage. Mountain gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Rock Mountain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Farty tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mountain sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Farty somewhat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Farty.
Mountain wants to get back to his feet but Farty is dominant here and he's now got Mountain's back!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Farty throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Mountain!
#SUB2#
Farty looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB2#
Farty working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Mountain is doing well to defend. Farty seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Mountain is forced to tap and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Juju Farty!
A very excited looking Juju Farty made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
LIA 11: We Believe In Nothing
Date: Nov 02, 2016 |
#R1##TD#
Farty gets caught napping as Hoskins dives in and scores a takedown. Farty manages to retain guard.
Hoskins will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Farty wants to sweep here but Hoskins controlling him for the moment.
Hoskins definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoskins is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Farty is trying to keep Hoskins in close.
Hoskins loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hoskins looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hoskins is in close to Farty's body, working some short punches and elbows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoskins looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Farty is trying to keep Hoskins in close.
Hoskins has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Hoskins sitting in guard here, content to control.
Hoskins postures up and lands a big shot to Farty's brow.
Hoskins trying to control but Farty is working from the bottom.
Hoskins postures up.
#SUB2#
Farty has his foot on Hoskins's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hoskins works his way back into a safe position though.
Hoskins landing some decent shots from guard.
Hoskins with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hoskins distracts Farty with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hoskins works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Farty on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Farty is trying to maintain the position but Hoskins is very close to passing his half guard.
Farty looks winded!#T2#
Hoskins working the head and body with strikes. #CUT#
It looks like Juju Farty has been cut.
Hoskins scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Hoskins content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Hoskins really is a fat lump.
Hoskins slips a nice elbow through Farty's hands, connecting with Farty's forehead.
Hoskins working the head and body with strikes. #CUT#
Juju Farty's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bubba Hoskins!
Our winner, Bubba Hoskins, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
LIA 6: Don't Be Fatuous
Date: Oct 15, 2016 |
#R1#
Farty tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lombardo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Farty just misses with a punch to the body.
Lombardo appears to be looking for a big counter.
Lombardo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#TD2#
Farty fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Lombardo to the ground. Farty is now in Lombardo's guard.
Lombardo is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Farty has eaten all the pies!
Farty trying to control but Lombardo is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lombardo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Farty is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farty trying to control but Lombardo is working from the bottom.
Lombardo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Farty must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T1##SUB#
Lombardo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Farty trying to control the position from guard on top but Lombardo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Lombardo has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Lombardo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lombardo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A cross from Lombardo lands.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Farty shoots for a takedown but Lombardo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#T2#
Farty wants to clinch
and Lombardo counters with a series of strikes. Farty will be more careful next time no doubt.
Farty gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lombardo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Farty momentarily.
#CUT#
The cut above Juju Farty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#KD#
Lombardo lands a left and a right that send Farty crashing to the mat, dazed. Lombardo thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Farty is rocked!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Custo Lombardo!
After winning the bout, Custo Lombardo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
LIA 3: There's A Beverage Here
Date: Oct 05, 2016 |
#R1#
Farty shoots in for a takedown but Dickus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dickus throwing a counter right hand but Farty manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Farty drives through and clinches with Dickus against the cage.
Dickus is pressed up against the cage. Farty has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dickus down to the mat. Dickus avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Farty misses with an uppercut. Dickus saw that one coming.
Dickus keeps the fight on the outside.
Dickus sizes up Farty with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Farty drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CL2#
Farty forces Dickus back against the cage and clinches.
Farty looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Farty tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dickus smiles and moves away.
Biggus Dickus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Dickus slips a jab and a cross from Farty.
Dickus scores with a jab to the head.
#T1#
Farty doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickus circles away.
Juju Farty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickus cracks Farty with an open hand slap.
Farty tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from Dickus does it's job there.
Dickus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Farty throws out the jab.
Dickus cracks Farty with a good jab.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Dickus scores with a nice head shot.
Farty tried to score with a low kick but Dickus checks it.
Dickus is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Farty shoots in but no luck this time.
Farty fails in his attempt to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Dickus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Farty shoots for a double leg takedown but Dickus sprawls well. He's pushed Farty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
It looked like Dickus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Farty darts in trying to clinch
letting Dickus counter with a right hand. #T2#
Farty throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farty tries to clinch
and Dickus counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
The cut above Juju Farty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Farty shoots and misses
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Farty looks winded!
Farty takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dickus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Farty fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Dickus.#CUT#
Juju Farty's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Farty tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dickus counters with a one-two to the body.
Dickus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T3#
Dickus slaps away a takedown attempt from Farty, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dickus connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Farty's hands.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biggus Dickus!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 28, 2016 |
#R1#
Tee dips to his left and cracks Farty with an uppercut!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Farty has eaten all the pies!
Tee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Farty manages to avoid it.
Tee throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Farty's head.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
Tee throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Farty counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Farty.
Farty trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tee avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SU2#
Farty decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Tee is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Farty.
Tee throws an ugly left hook that misses
#TD2#
and Farty decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Tee's guard.
Farty is standing up over Tee. Tee looks to escape but Farty dives into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#REVR#
Tee is letting Farty control him for a moment.
Farty has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T1#
Farty works to advance to full mount. Tee defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Farty wants to take Tee's back but he can't do it this time.
Farty looking to control and managing it successfully.
Farty cracks Tee with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
#T2#
Farty lands a couple of good shots and Tee has given up his back, trying to escape the position!#SUB2#
Farty looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Tee taps!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Juju Farty!
After winning the bout, Juju Farty thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 24, 2016 |
#R1##TD#
The Hammer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The Hammer scoring with punches from side control. #CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.
The Hammer postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
The Hammer working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
#CUT#
The cut above Juju Farty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mark The Hammer!
Mark The Hammer decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 22, 2016 |
#R1#
Overeem connects with a body shot that sends Farty's belly button to the back.
Juju Farty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farty has his takedown stuffed
and Overeem counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Farty misses with a takedown attempt
and Overeem counters with a right hand to the body.
Farty should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
The fight stays on the outside here - Farty looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Farty has eaten all the pies!
Farty doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Overeem counters with a right hand to the body.
Jensen Overeem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juju Farty.
Farty looks winded!
Overeem scores with a nice head shot.#CUT#
It looks like Juju Farty has been cut.#KD#
Overeem drops Farty with a beautiful combination! Farty stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Overeem is looking for the KO!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Overeem lands a jab.#CUT#
That has opened up Juju Farty's cut even more.#KD#
Overeem sends Farty crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Overeem is motioning to the referee to let Farty up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Farty is rocked!
Overeem lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Farty - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Overeem!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jensen Overeem!
After the fight, Jensen Overeem was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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