PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lug Luger (ranked 1845 p4p, 88 weight class) and Doug Slugs (ranked 778 p4p, 37 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Luger
vs
Slugs

200 cm
26
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

182 cm
27
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Condemned

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lug Luger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doug Slugs!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Luger tries to keep at a distance but Slugs has taken the fight into the clinch.
Luger is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Slugs gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Luger misses with the head strike.
Slugs misses with a knee strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slugs.

It looks like Lug Luger has been cut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Slugs obliges.
Slugs looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Luger is breathing heavily.
Slugs lands a good knee to the midsection. Luger won't want to take too many of those.
Slugs lands a nice elbow.
Luger takes an elbow to the temple.

Lug Luger's cut is getting worse.
Slugs using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Slugs unloads a knee to the mid-section. Luger lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slugs unloads a knee to the mid-section. Luger lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slugs.

Jeez, Lug Luger's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lug Luger's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Doug Slugs!
Doug Slugs is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Doug Slugs thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.