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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 1255 p4p, 32 weight class) and Yoshi Takano (ranked 23998 p4p, 436 weight class). Drunkizkus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sada Baby - SkubaHoodBlocKlub Feat BlocBoy JB, And HoodRich Pablo Juan. Pope Drunkizkus could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Yoshi Takano's chin.
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238 lbs
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255 lbs
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World class MT
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pope Drunkizkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yoshi Takano!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Takano blocks a head kick by Drunkizkus.
Takano throws a wild body kick that Drunkizkus sees coming a mile off.
Drunkizkus tests Takano's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Takano connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Takano moves away.
An inside leg kick lands from Drunkizkus.
Takano circles away from the clinch attempt.
Takano throws a right hand that Drunkizkus ducks under and follows up with a left that Drunkizkus also avoids with ease.
That kick from Takano tenderised Drunkizkus's leg. Drunkizkus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Drunkizkus throws a lazy right hand but Takano sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunkizkus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Takano is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Takano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Takano on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus obviously looking to wear him down.
Takano ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drunkizkus moves away.
Drunkizkus is looking to counter with a body kick.
Takano fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Drunkizkus manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Takano throws a half hearted mid kick.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Takano lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Drunkizkus circles away quickly and effectively.
Drunkizkus half committed to a counter leg kick.
Drunkizkus swinging wildly here.
Takano clinches.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Takano.
Drunkizkus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Drunkizkus wants to break free but Takano has control.
Takano misses with a punch to the body.
Takano with a knee to the head.
Takano misses with the head strike.
Takano pushes Drunkizkus back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Takano.
Takano misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Takano working aggressively here.
Takano's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Takano throws a leg kick but Drunkizkus moved away.
Takano throws a push kick but Drunkizkus slaps the foot to one side.
Takano throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Drunkizkus counters with a straight right hand.
Takano throws out a leg kick but Drunkizkus moves out of range and Takano only half commits.
Drunkizkus fails with an attempt to clinch.
A left lands for Takano.
Drunkizkus scoring well with a low kick there.
Takano clinches up with Drunkizkus and pushes him back against the ropes.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drunkizkus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Takano misses with a body punch.
Takano throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus working aggressively here.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
Takano misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Takano.
Takano struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunkizkus controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yoshi Takano dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Drunkizkus has Takano up against the ropes in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drunkizkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Drunkizkus throws a front kick that sends Takano stumbling back into the ropes.
Takano paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Takano throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Drunkizkus throws a quick counter head kick but Takano was just out of range.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
No joy there for Takano, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Drunkizkus keeps the fight on the outside.
Drunkizkus seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Takano avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunkizkus moves out of range of the body kick.
Takano swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Takano swings for the body but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Drunkizkus has managed to clinch.
Drunkizkus lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Takano swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Takano blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Takano on the inside.
Takano avoiding damage as Drunkizkus throws knees to the body.
Takano blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Takano.
Takano misses with a punch to the body.
Takano tries to land a knee to the head but Drunkizkus blocks with his arms.
Drunkizkus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Drunkizkus avoids a kick to the body.
Drunkizkus lands a leg kick that knocks Takano off balance momentarily.
Drunkizkus slips under a jab.
Yoshi Takano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takano sizes up Drunkizkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Takano gets tackled into the ropes by Drunkizkus. Drunkizkus maintains the clinch.
Drunkizkus swings wildly with an uppercut but Takano uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drunkizkus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Takano.
Drunkizkus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Takano's calf.
Takano plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Takano lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Drunkizkus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Drunkizkus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Drunkizkus seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Drunkizkus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Drunkizkus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Takano.
Takano avoids a kick to the body.
Takano throws a head kick that misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Drunkizkus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Drunkizkus needs to keep his hands up - Takano had a free shot at his head there.
Drunkizkus lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Takano goes down! The ref sends Drunkizkus to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Takano is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!
It looks like Yoshi Takano has been cut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Takano drops his guard momentarily, allowing Drunkizkus to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Takano! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Drunkizkus takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pope Drunkizkus!
As Pope Drunkizkus got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: this dude is a bum ducked fights and got knocked tf out for it :)'.
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