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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 3734 p4p, 351 weight class) and Jake Two (ranked 6591 p4p, 457 weight class). Lang's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eye of the tiger, Survivor.. Jake Two will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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25
227 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
24
259 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Likes musicals |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Two!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lang throws a combination. Two tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like Jake Two has been cut.
Two takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lang lands with an overhand left.
Two looks winded!
Lang lands a big right hook! Two looks hurt but is still standing! Lang lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Two falls down and Lang dives in with a huge hammer fist! Two's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Lang runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Clubber Lang!
Post fight, Clubber Lang took to the microphone: 'I pity the fool!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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