PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kevin White (ranked 4734 p4p, 0 weight class) and Khaotik Kevin (ranked 4697 p4p, 0 weight class). Kevin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Oneohtrix Point Never - Entry to White Castle. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

White
vs
Kevin

150 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes comics

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Khaotik Kevin!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kevin moves into the clinch.

Kevin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Khaotik Kevin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
White dives in for a single leg takedown but Kevin sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

Kevin forces White back against the cage and clinches.
White really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...

Kevin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Kevin has managed to clinch.
White prevents Kevin from breaking the clinch.
Kevin wants to break the clinch but can't.

White manages to break the clinch.
White could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
White misses with a takedown attempt - Kevin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

White gets tackled into the cage by Kevin. Kevin maintains the clinch.

Kevin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kevin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
White throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kevin's waist but Kevin gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing White off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kevin White. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kevin closes this distance looking for a takedown but White circles away.
Kevin throws a series of punches but White moves out of range.
Kevin displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from White.
Kevin with a poor takedown
and White counters with a one-two to the body.

Kevin darts in and clinches White up against the cage.

Kevin jumps into guard, dragging White to the mat.

White decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Kevin throws a nice looking combination but White bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
White feinted with a counter takedown.
White shoots in looking for a takedown but Kevin manages to keep the fight standing, pushing White's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kevin defends well against a solid takedown attempt from White.
Kevin has a takedown stuffed.
Kevin looks winded!
Kevin throws a series of punches but White moves out of range.
As Kevin tries to get set, White tries to push him back and clinch up but Kevin manages to avoid the attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kevin closes the distance and clinches.

White breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
White fails to land the takedown.
Kevin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kevin misses with a looping left.
Kevin finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
White shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kevin throws an off balance right hand
and White counters with a three punch combo that has Kevin backing up. Kevin nods at White to acknowledge the strikes.

Kevin closes the distance and pushes White back into the cage.
Kevin has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. White avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Kevin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kevin rushes White and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
White missing with knees to the body.
Kevin has had enough of the clinch but White keeps him there for the moment.

White breaks from the clinch.
White shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kevin as he jumps to the side.
White shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kevin counters with a series of strikes. White will be more careful next time no doubt.

Kevin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

White breaks from the clinch.

Kevin drives through and clinches with White against the cage.
Kevin tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. White just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

White pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kevin shoots for a takedown but White saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
White shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kevin but Kevin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kevin tries for a takedown but White circles away easily
and White counters with a two punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
White dives in and grabs Kevin's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kevin pushes down on White's head and hops out.
Kevin unleashes a big counter combination but White bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Kevin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kevin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? White is fending him off so far but Kevin persists. Nope, White circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice sprawl there from Kevin as White shoots in.
Kevin misses with a few strikes there.
White fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Khaotik Kevin dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kevin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kevin misses with a wild combination.
White keeps the fight on the outside.
Kevin shoots for a takedown but White saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from White is defended easily by Kevin.
Kevin tries to clinch up
and White counters with a nice body shot.
Kevin is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kevin avoids it really well and circles away.
Kevin is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kevin shoots in and drives through. White sprawls well.
White stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and White wants it to stay on the feet.
Kevin White has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Khaotik Kevin.
White fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
White is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kevin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kevin dives in for a single leg takedown but White sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Kevin displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from White.
White tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kevin defends well and White ends up having to push Kevin into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
White is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kevin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kevin fails to land with a series of punches.
White is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kevin.

Kevin has closed the distance and engaged White in a clinch.
Kevin wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

Kevin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kevin closes this distance looking for a takedown but White circles away.
White shoots in for a takedown but Kevin shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
White has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kevin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kevin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kevin displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from White.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Kevin.
Kevin takes a little break here. White wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White is trying to buck Kevin off.

Kevin stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Kevin shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has White pinned against the cage. White gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
White shoots in for a takedown but Kevin shows good takedown defense.
Kevin throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and White counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kevin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

White manages to break the clinch.
Kevin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
White closes the distance and clinches up with Kevin, looking for a takedown. White pushes Kevin against the cage but Kevin circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kevin connects with a body shot that sends White's belly button to the back.
Kevin lands with a shot to the body.
A combination from Kevin does no damage.
Kevin stuffs the takedown.
Kevin uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before White has time to react.
Kevin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts White as he jumps to the side.
Kevin White is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
White fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kevin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Khaotik Kevin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

White shoots for a takedown but Kevin saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Kevin closes the distance and clinches.

White breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kevin throws a body shot but no joy.
Kevin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
White has his takedown stuffed
and Kevin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kevin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kevin tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but White defends well and Kevin ends up having to push White into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White slips a jab and a cross from Kevin.
White throws a big counter combination but Kevin scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
White dodges the punch combination from Kevin.
As Kevin looks to move away, White throws a big counter combo but Kevin just gets out of the way.
No luck with that takedown attempt from White.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kevin White. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kevin throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around White's waist but White gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kevin off to one side.
White fails with the takedown.
White dodges the punch combination from Kevin.
White misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
White on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
White fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kevin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Kevin or perhaps it was just good defense by White, which made it look bad.
White keeps the fight on the outside.
Kevin looks to throw a body kick

and White counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kevin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
White misses with an elbow strike.
White dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
White tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

White breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

White closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kevin's guard.
Kevin trying to keep a closed guard but White is proving a slippery customer.

Kevin is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. White is aware though and is defending well.
Kevin wants to stand up but White is controlling him.

Kevin looking for a guillotine here but White defends easily.

White stands up from Kevin's guard - White perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kevin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts White as he jumps to the side.
White is looking to counter the offense by Kevin and move into the clinch.
White tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kevin defends well and White ends up having to push Kevin into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Kevin drives through and clinches with White against the cage.

Kevin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
White shoots in looking for a takedown. Kevin tries to sprawl out of it but White keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kevin manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Khaotik Kevin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kevin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Khaotik Kevin!
In his post fight interview, Khaotik Kevin gave a big smile as he said 'GET SMOKED AND CHOKED BITCH'.