PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 13867 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hurjempi Salli (ranked 4010 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell's entrance music is Don't Stop Believing. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Falwell
vs
Salli

171 cm
47
136 lbs
2 - 107 - 0

169 cm
25
135 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 107 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hurjempi Salli!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Salli drives through with a takedown into Falwell's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Salli not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Salli thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Salli thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Falwell being controlled here, momentarily.

Salli is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Salli passes Falwell's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Salli is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Falwell defends it well.

Salli is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Salli works his foot free and advances to mount.

Salli looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

Salli is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Falwell is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Falwell flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Salli anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Falwell and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Salli slips an arm under Falwell chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Salli has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Salli is squeezing on Falwell like an anaconda would it's prey. Falwell fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hurjempi Salli!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.