PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ted Nasker (ranked 3795 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coy Refe (ranked 2599 p4p, 0 weight class). Nasker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Who Let The Dogs Out. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Nasker
vs
Refe

177 cm
25
165 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

179 cm
25
160 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ted Nasker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Coy Refe!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
Refe shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Nasker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasker is trying to control. Refe wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasker not doing much here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nasker connects with a nice short shot to Refe's temple.
Nasker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Refe looks winded!
Nasker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Refe taking some punishment here, with Nasker in his half guard.
Nasker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Nasker performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nasker connects with a nice short shot to Refe's temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Refe on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nasker working the head and body with strikes.
Refe taking some punishment here, with Nasker in his half guard.
Nasker working over Refe with some ground and pound. Refe looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nasker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Nasker working over Refe with some ground and pound. Refe looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nasker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Nasker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Nasker is taking a breather. Refe says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Nasker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasker drops an elbow to the side of Refe's head.
Nasker throwing shots but Refe is blocking nicely.
Nasker scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nasker sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Refe defending well though.
Nasker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Nasker trying to control the action but Refe is working from the bottom.
Nasker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

Refe looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Nasker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Nasker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nasker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nasker lands with a punch from half guard.
Nasker is controlling the pace.
Nasker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nasker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Nasker winds up and cracks Refe with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Refe is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nasker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Refe is still in real trouble! Can Nasker finish him?
Refe taking some punishment here, with Nasker in his half guard.
Nasker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Nasker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nasker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Nasker is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Nasker lands a big elbow - Refe is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Nasker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Nasker!
Ted Nasker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I dry humped you like the dog you are.'.