PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harald Knochmal (ranked 2902 p4p, 118 weight class) and Zangief Smashterov (ranked 3616 p4p, 140 weight class). Smashterov has chosen Rock you like a hurricane-by THE SCORPIONS as his entrance music. Zangief Smashterov is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Knochmal
vs
Smashterov

210 cm
27
300 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

199 cm
27
300 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Solid chin

Real Men Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Harald Knochmal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Zangief Smashterov!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Smashterov lands a big head kick that sends Knochmal tumbling to the mat! Smashterov takes a step backwards and waves Knochmal back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Harald Knochmal has been cut.
Knochmal misses with a hook.
Knochmal throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Zangief Smashterov has been cut.
Harald Knochmal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smashterov lands a nice hook to Knochmal's body. Knochmal takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Knochmal misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Smashterov counters with a nice low kick that buckles Knochmal's knee momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knochmal lands with a nice body punch.
Smashterov is looking to slow Knochmal down with leg kicks.
Smashterov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Smashterov ducks under a wild hook from Knochmal.
Decent striking displayed by Smashterov there.

Knochmal is rocked!
Smashterov is stalking Knochmal. Knochmal circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Smashterov, and it's lights out! Knochmal really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zangief Smashterov!
A less than humble Zangief Smashterov misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.