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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vvierme Llamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Le Cabanero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vvierme Llamer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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275 lbs
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189 cm
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255 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vvierme Llamer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Douche Le Cabanero!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Llamer closes the distance and clinches up with Le Cabanero, looking for a takedown. Llamer pushes Le Cabanero against the cage but Le Cabanero circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Le Cabanero misses with a kick to the body.
Llamer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Le Cabanero is fending him off so far but Llamer persists. Nope, Le Cabanero circles away and we're back to standing.
Le Cabanero misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Le Cabanero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Le Cabanero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Le Cabanero throws a head kick that Llamer semi-blocks.
It looks like Vvierme Llamer has been cut.
Le Cabanero lands a jab-cross combination.
Le Cabanero tries a head kick but it misses.
Le Cabanero throws a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice cross by Le Cabanero.
Llamer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vvierme Llamer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Llamer looks for a takedown but Le Cabanero sprawls well.
Llamer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Le Cabanero.
Llamer is breathing heavily.
Le Cabanero throws a series of punches but Llamer avoids them all with ease.
Le Cabanero plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Cabanero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Le Cabanero throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Le Cabanero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Le Cabanero misses with the combination.
Llamer blocks a head kick by Le Cabanero.
Llamer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Le Cabanero's waist but Le Cabanero gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Llamer off to one side.
Le Cabanero throws a sloppy head kick and Llamer moves out of range easily.
Le Cabanero lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Le Cabanero is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Le Cabanero turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Le Cabanero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Le Cabanero connects with a solid leg kick.
Le Cabanero connects with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Llamer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Le Cabanero misses with a head kick.
Le Cabanero lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Llamer backs up against the cage.
Llamer dodges the punch combination from Le Cabanero.
Le Cabanero thumps Llamer with a low kick.
Llamer gets a takedown into half guard.
Llamer slips a nice elbow through Le Cabanero's hands, connecting with Le Cabanero's forehead.
Llamer prevents Le Cabanero from standing back up.
Le Cabanero blocking the ground and pound attempt from Llamer.
Llamer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llamer takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Le Cabanero really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Llamer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Llamer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Le Cabanero is trying to stand up here but Llamer is controlling him well.
Llamer is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Llamer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Le Cabanero is trying to stand back up but Llamer is controlling him
Le Cabanero avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Llamer.
Llamer stops Le Cabanero from getting back to his feet.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Llamer fails to land the takedown.
Llamer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Le Cabanero's waist but Le Cabanero gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Llamer off to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Le Cabanero tries to clinch up but Llamer circles away and keeps his distance.
Le Cabanero throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Llamer's head.
Llamer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Le Cabanero tries to avoid it but Llamer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Le Cabanero to the ground. Le Cabanero escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Llamer avoids the head kick by Le Cabanero.
Llamer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Le Cabanero's waist but Le Cabanero gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Llamer off to one side.
Le Cabanero lands with a kick to the temple. Llamer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Llamer gets the takedown into side control.
Le Cabanero avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Llamer.
Check out the look on Llamer's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Llamer in side control, throwing shots but Le Cabanero defends.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Le Cabanero dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vvierme Llamer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Llamer looks for a takedown but Le Cabanero sprawls well.
Le Cabanero misses with a head kick.
Le Cabanero is looking to slow Llamer down with leg kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Le Cabanero.
Le Cabanero bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Le Cabanero lands with a nice body kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Le Cabanero. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Le Cabanero goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Le Cabanero scores with a push kick.
Le Cabanero takes the fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Le Cabanero is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Le Cabanero can't break the clinch.
Llamer tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Cabanero is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Llamer tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vvierme Llamer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Le Cabanero tries to break the clinch but Llamer is controlling the position.
Le Cabanero is pressed up against the cage. Llamer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Le Cabanero down to the mat. Le Cabanero avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Vvierme Llamer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Le Cabanero tries to close the distance and clinch up but Llamer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Le Cabanero misses with a head kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Le Cabanero finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Le Cabanero scores with a head kick.
Douche Le Cabanero seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Llamer misses with a takedown attempt - Le Cabanero sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Vvierme Llamer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Llamer tries to clinch but Le Cabanero moves out of range.
Le Cabanero tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Llamer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Le Cabanero fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Llamer.
Llamer shoots for a takedown but Le Cabanero saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Le Cabanero throws a combination. Llamer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Llamer shoots in for a double leg but Le Cabanero sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Llamer shoots in but Le Cabanero avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Llamer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Le Cabanero misses with a few strikes there.
Llamer shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Llamer showed some decent athleticism there.
Llamer lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Llamer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Le Cabanero looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llamer performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Llamer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Llamer prevents Le Cabanero from standing back up.
Llamer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Le Cabanero keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Le Cabanero connects with a right hand. Llamer shakes it off.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Llamer.
Llamer throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Le Cabanero's waist but Le Cabanero gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Llamer off to one side.
Douche Le Cabanero is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Le Cabanero lands a nice leg kick that just misses Llamer's sensitive parts.
Llamer tries to close the distance and clinch but Le Cabanero swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Llamer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Le Cabanero as he avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Le Cabanero misses.
Llamer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Le Cabanero throws a head kick that half lands.
Llamer shoots in for a double leg but Le Cabanero sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Le Cabanero lands a really nice looking cross but Llamer seems unphased.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Le Cabanero showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vvierme Llamer's cut.
That's time! Llamer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Llamer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Le Cabanero as he avoids it easily.
Llamer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Le Cabanero lands a jab-cross combination.
Le Cabanero clobbers Llamer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Le Cabanero connects with a solid leg kick.
Le Cabanero cracks Llamer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Le Cabanero tries to bum rush Llamer with a series of wild strikes but Llamer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Llamer tries to clinch there but Le Cabanero circles away.
A lazy body kick from Llamer
and Le Cabanero counters with a big head kick but Llamer shrugs it off.
Llamer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
No luck for Llamer with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vvierme Llamer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Llamer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Le Cabanero can pounce on him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Cabanero throws a series of punches but Llamer moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Le Cabanero throws a head kick that misses.
Llamer shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Le Cabanero but Le Cabanero pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Llamer.
Llamer controlling the position.
Le Cabanero parries the strikes from Llamer easily there. Llamer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Le Cabanero to escape.
Llamer lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Le Cabanero wants to get back to his feet but Llamer drags him back down.
Le Cabanero taking punishment in the form of punches.
Llamer looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
An elbow from Llamer crashes against the mat.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Llamer looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Le Cabanero wants to stand up but Llamer is controlling him.
Llamer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Llamer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Le Cabanero keeping full guard, as Llamer tries to pass.
Llamer cracks Le Cabanero with a solid left hand.
Llamer looking to pass the guard.
Llamer with a nice head shot there.
Llamer won't allow Le Cabanero to get back to his feet.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Llamer gets a takedown into half guard.
Llamer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Le Cabanero's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Llamer is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Le Cabanero is trying to stand.
Le Cabanero avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Llamer.
Llamer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Le Cabanero defending well though.
Llamer is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Llamer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Llamer working over Le Cabanero with some ground and pound. Le Cabanero looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Le Cabanero keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Vvierme Llamer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douche Le Cabanero is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Le Cabanero is trying to stand up here but Llamer is controlling him well.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Douche Le Cabanero.
I've got Le Cabanero winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douche Le Cabanero!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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