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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Philo Beddo (ranked 1353 p4p, 189 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 1703 p4p, 235 weight class). Beddo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeNtSPnvxWU&list=PL1CE5A4327AF04267&index=4. AssKicken has chosen Winds of Change as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Philo Beddo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beddo.
AssKicken has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
AssKicken swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beddo counters with a nice uppercut.
Beddo avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Beddo misses with a two punch combination.
Beddo throws a shot to the body.
Beddo thuds his right hand into AssKicken's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Beddo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Beddo misses with a looping right.
Beddo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
AssKicken checks a low kick from Beddo.
Beddo throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Beddo.
Beddo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Beddo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Beddo moves away and avoids it.
Beddo tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Beddo shoots in for a double leg but AssKicken sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken cracks a nice hook into Beddo's ribs.
Beddo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Beddo swinging wildly here.
AssKicken with the counter takedown but Beddo avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beddo throws a jab when AssKicken was well out of range.
AssKicken swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Beddo throws a low kick but it's checked well by AssKicken.
AssKicken jabs at Beddo's body.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
AssKicken keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
AssKicken sizes up Beddo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beddo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Philo Beddo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beddo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Beddo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beddo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has AssKicken pinned against the cage. AssKicken gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Beddo ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beddo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Beddo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Beddo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beddo fires out a quick counter leg kick but AssKicken just manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Beddo.
Beddo scores with a three punch combo!
AssKicken works Beddo's body with a nice hook.
AssKicken misses with a right hand
and Beddo counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken lands a jab to Beddo's midsection.
Beddo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
Beddo throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken lands a slapping body shot.
Beddo missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
AssKicken misses with a wild combination.
Beddo swings for the body but AssKicken moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beddo takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.
Beddo throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken feints the counter takedown.
Beddo scores with a head kick.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beddo.
Beddo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Beddo moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Beddo throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
AssKicken looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Beddo's body.
Beddo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A jab from Beddo does it's job there.
Beddo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Beddo. That did some damage!
Nice defenses there by Beddo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
AssKicken jabs Beddo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Beddo is breathing heavily.
AssKicken shoots in and bounces Beddo off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
AssKicken pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Beddo is keeping the position for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beddo trying to control the position.
Beddo keeping full guard, as AssKicken tries to pass.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
AssKicken is pushing down on Beddo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Beddo is fighting to maintain full guard but AssKicken has managed to sneak the leg through.
AssKicken is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
AssKicken looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Beddo tries to roll over but AssKicken keeps him under control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
AssKicken scoring with strikes to the body and head.
AssKicken is pressing down on Beddo's thigh, looking to free his foot. Beddo is holding on for now.
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Beddo defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Beddo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Beddo has his takedown stuffed
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
AssKicken digs a good body shot into Beddo's ribs.
Beddo scores with a crisp jab that stopped AssKicken in his tracks.
Beddo misses with a hook
and Beddo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Beddo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Beddo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Beddo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beddo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
AssKicken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
AssKicken throws a left that rocks Beddo and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! AssKicken dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Beddo regain composure!
Beddo is rocked!
It looks like Philo Beddo has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Beddo has escaped the position, nice work there.
Oh Beddo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
AssKicken advances nicely into full mount.
AssKicken with shots to the head and body - Beddo looks very uncomfortable down there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Beddo has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Oooooh, big shot lands for AssKicken! Beddo is hurt baaadly! AssKicken is firing away with more strikes - Beddo is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, BuriedAlive// Fight Gear, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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