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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 648 p4p, 76 weight class) and Sam Quint (ranked 807 p4p, 88 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Penis song. Editiny Dick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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132 lbs
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145 lbs
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sam Quint!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quint looks to land a right hand but Dick moved out of range.
Quint listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Quint misses with a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Quint throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A clash of legs there as Dick blocks the low kick.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dick closes this distance looking for a takedown but Quint circles away.
Quint swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Quint connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Quint scores with a hook.
Dick fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Quint.
Quint throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Quint looks for the body kick but Dick saw that one coming.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Dick tries to move into range but Quint moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Quint is looking to chop away at Dick's legs.
Quint misses with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quint throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Quint misses with an uppercut
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dick moves out of range as Quint strikes.
Quint missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sam Quint seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quint lands a leg kick that knocks Dick off balance momentarily.
Quint waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Quint throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it.
Dick appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dick closes the distance and clinches.
Dick lands a shoulder strike.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Quint controls the action.
Dick prevents a body shot from Quint.
Quint blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Quint.
Quint digs a right hand into Dick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dick's gas tank.
Quint is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Quint down to the mat. Quint avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dick getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dick takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quint throws a lazy uppercut
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Quint connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Quint with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Quint swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick swinging wildly here.
Quint defending well as Dick loads up on a big left hand.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Quint slips the punch.
Quint with a nice cross.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Quint saw that one coming.
Quint scores with a body shot.
Quint waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Quint misses with a straight right.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Quint fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Quint ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Quint throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Quint.
Quint throws a lazy right hand but Dick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Quint throws a hook but Dick blocks it.
Dick throwing a counter right hand but Quint manages to avoid it.
Quint throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Quint connects with a single shot there.
Quint looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Quint dodges the punch combination from Dick.
Quint misses with a looping left.
Dick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Quint to counter with a crisp jab.
Quint lands with a shot to the body.
Dick takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Quint is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Dick had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A left lands for Dick.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Quint slips a jab from Dick.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Quint.
Quint cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Quint misses the shot to the body.
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Quint.
Quint throws a right hand that misses
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Quint won't be happy with that.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quint tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dick wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Quint keeps trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick tries to move into full mount but can't pass Quint's legs.
Dick tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Dick swings around for an armbar but Quint sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Dick's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick working a defensive guard but Quint manages to pass into side control anyway.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sam Quint dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Quint throws a hook but Dick avoids it easily.
Dick changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Quint sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Quint misses with a wild body shot.
Dick scores with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Quint.
Quint looks to throw the jab but Dick is out of range.
Dick shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dick gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Quint connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dick fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Quint manages to avoid it.
Quint does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Quint on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quint throws a good cross that connects.
Dick throws a hook but Quint avoids it easily.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Quint.
An inside leg kick from Quint misses.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quint connects with a leg kick. Dick looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Quint misses its intended target.
Quint is looking to chop away at Dick's legs.
Quint pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A low kick from Quint misses
and Dick moves into the clinch.
Quint misses with a body punch.
Dick blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Quint creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quint misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quint misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quint backwards.
Dick blocks a body shot from Quint.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Quint.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Dick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A right handed body shot lands from Quint.
Dick taking a breather.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick wants the takedown. Quint is fighting it off but Dick persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Quint's guard against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quint is looking to sweep but instead, Dick has passed into half guard.
Quint moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Quint trying to control the position.
Quint keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Dick passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick uses his free foot to push down on Quint's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Quint.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick goes for an armbar but Quint turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Quint.
Quint's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quint's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Quint trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Dick looking to control.
Quint wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.
Quint sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Quint got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Quint has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Editiny Dick will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Quint uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Quint dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dick. That did some damage!
A nice inside leg kick there by Quint. That's going to slow Dick down.
Sam Quint seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Quint misses with a looping left.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Dick dives in and grabs Quint's left leg, looking for a takedown. Quint pushes down on Dick's head and hops out.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quint misses with a leg kick
and Dick counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Quint thinking.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dick.
Quint throws the left hand but Dick avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dick checks a low kick from Quint.
Dick throws a body punch but Quint moves out of range.
A jab from Quint misses.
Quint scores with a jab. Dick acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dick works the jab nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Quint uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dick.
Quint looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Quint moves away from the strike by Dick.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Quint ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Quint finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Quint lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Quint tries to land a leg kick but Dick saw it coming and moves away.
Quint shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dick throws a jab when Quint was well out of range.
Dick is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dick checks a leg kick.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Quint lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slow jab from Dick misses its intended target.
Quint throws the kick towards the body but Dick avoids it.
Quint takes one to the chin there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Quint. That's going to slow Dick down.
Dick checks the leg kick.
Quint slips a jab from Dick.
Quint looks to land a left hand but Dick moved out of range nicely.
Quint attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Quint misses with an uppercut.
Dick misses with a hook
and Quint counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick moves out of range as Quint strikes.
A jab lands there for Quint.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Quint slips the punch.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Quint moved out of range.
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Quint.
Quint is looking to score with low kicks.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Quint throws a poor cross that misses
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Quint moves out of range as Dick strikes.
Quint misses with a hook to the body
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick throws an overhand right that lands on Quint's shoulder, as Quint tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Quint was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Quint misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Quint fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Dick walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Quint throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dick moves into the clinch.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
Quint doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dick.
Editiny Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Quint uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Quint.
A shot in the inside from Quint.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Quint's ribcage. Quint let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Quint blocking some punches.
Quint tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quint has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.
Dick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Quint tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Quint can't break the clinch.
Quint misses with a punch to the body.
Quint blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dick blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
Dick prevents a body shot from Quint.
Quint misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quint goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dick gets through Quint's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Quint working hard to break the clinch.
Quint blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Quint fails to land.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sam Quint.
I think Quint has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Sam Quint!
Sam Quint spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
The defeated Editiny Dick had this to say: 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.
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energy
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pop
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RATING
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