PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peeing Inbutts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roby Weeks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inbutts comes to the ring accompanied by Fear of the Dark. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Inbutts
vs
Weeks

173 cm
18
144 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
135 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Peeing Inbutts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Roby Weeks!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Inbutts stuffs the takedown.
Weeks throws a right hand that Inbutts ducks under and follows up with a left that Inbutts also avoids with ease.
Weeks shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Inbutts but Inbutts pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Weeks looks for a takedown but Inbutts sprawls well.
Peeing Inbutts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roby Weeks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Inbutts checks a leg kick.

Inbutts closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Inbutts trying to pass the guard but Weeks defending well.
Inbutts is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Inbutts is nestled in close to Weeks, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Weeks wants to get back to full guard.
Inbutts throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Inbutts moves nicely into side control.
Inbutts is putting a hurting on Weeks here, landing some big shots from side control.
Inbutts lands some shots froms side control.
Weeks struggling a bit here.
Weeks looks gassed!
Weeks takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Weeks stops Inbutts from passing to mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
You can see the frustration on Weeks's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Weeks is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Inbutts off and has taken his back!
You can see the frustration on Inbutts's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.

Weeks has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Weeks is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Inbutts rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weeks content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Weeks is working for a kimura but Inbutts is defending it quite comfortably.
Weeks trying to control the pace.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Inbutts is staying active underneath Weeks, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Weeks working Inbutts over with strikes.
Inbutts tries to roll over but Weeks keeps him under control.
Weeks tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Inbutts.
Weeks trying to control the action but Inbutts is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inbutts has hold of Weeks's hands but Weeks slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Weeks wants to work for an arm triangle but Inbutts is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Weeks wants to take a breather but Inbutts is having none of it.
Inbutts tries to roll over but Weeks keeps him under control.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Inbutts fails with the takedown
and Weeks counters with a series of strikes. Inbutts will be more careful next time no doubt.

Inbutts is rocked!
Inbutts tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Weeks tries to clinch up.
Weeks gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Inbutts counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Weeks manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Inbutts manages to get himself to full guard.
Weeks trying to control but Inbutts is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inbutts looking for a sweep. Not yet Inbutts, not yet.
Weeks trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Inbutts is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Weeks stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Inbutts swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Weeks throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Inbutts lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Weeks!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Inbutts cracks Weeks with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peeing Inbutts!