PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donny Drumpf (ranked 3377 p4p, 365 weight class) and Ivan Dragski (ranked 5066 p4p, 522 weight class). Drumpf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, King Gizard and The Lizard Wizard - Gamma Knife. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Drumpf
vs
Dragski

185 cm
26
275 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

201 cm
26
279 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Donny Drumpf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ivan Dragski!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drumpf swings for the body but Dragski moves out of range.
Dragski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Ivan Dragski has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Drumpf misses the target.
Drumpf staying out of range there.
Drumpf scores with a hook to the body. Dragski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Drumpf uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dragski has time to react.
Drumpf dips to his left and cracks Dragski with an uppercut!
Drumpf fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Drumpf throws a jab but it's blocked by Dragski.
Drumpf works Dragski's body with a nice hook.
Dragski looks winded!
Dragski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Drumpf.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drumpf closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Dragski! Drumpf dives in looking to finish! Dragski is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donny Drumpf!
A very excited looking Donny Drumpf rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.