PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 3571 p4p, 407 weight class) and Big J Smiles (ranked 3395 p4p, 390 weight class). Pencil kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Full Retard. Smiles has chosen Smile Like You Mean It as his entrance music. Wooden Pencil has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pencil
vs
J Smiles

185 cm
39
193 lbs
36 - 24 - 0

198 cm
34
197 lbs
17 - 24 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big J Smiles!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Smiles clinches.
Pencil working aggressively here.
Smiles leaning against his opponent.
Smiles is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pencil is defending well for now.
Smiles is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Smiles gets through Pencil's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Smiles unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pencil lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Smiles misses with a knee strike.
Pencil tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Smiles with a knee to the head.
Pencil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Pencil fails to land.
Pencil managing to block the knees to the body from Smiles.
Smiles lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Smiles landing knees to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smiles missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smiles has Pencil pushed against the cage.
Smiles is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pencil is defending well for now.
Smiles with a knee to the head.
Smiles trying to land knees to the body.
Smiles connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pencil's face.
Pencil blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pencil blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Smiles tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pencil's elbow.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Smiles misses with a knee strike.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Smiles takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Smiles lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pencil.
Smiles tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Smiles blocks an uppercut.
Smiles with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Smiles tries to land knees in the clinch but Pencil avoids the damage to the body.
Pencil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pencil avoiding damage as Smiles throws knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pencil fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Pencil scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Big J Smiles has been cut.
Smiles misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pencil counters with a leg kick.
Smiles blocks a low kick nicely.

Smiles forces Pencil back against the cage and clinches.
Smiles has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Pencil seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Smiles can turn it around.
Smiles just leaning against Pencil, taking a breather.
Pencil blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big J Smiles dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big J Smiles's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pencil lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick from Pencil misses.
Pencil throws the left hand but Smiles avoids the punch easily.
Smiles wants to counter the offense by Pencil and move into the clinch position.
Pencil throws a low kick but it's checked well by Smiles.
An inside leg kick from Pencil misses.
Smiles fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pencil tries to work over Smiles's front leg with a kick but Smiles checks it.
Pencil misses with a looping right.
Pencil fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Smiles is out of range.
Smiles has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick misses from Pencil.
Smiles darts in trying to clinch
and Pencil counters with a right, followed by a huge uppercut that sends Smiles crashing to the mat! Smiles is trying to use the cage to get back to his feet but he's all over the place - the referee has seen enough and has stopped the fight! Pencil screams with a mixture of joy and relief, whilst celebrating with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wooden Pencil!
Wooden Pencil made sure to mention his sponsor, Spartan Nutrition in his post fight interview.