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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donsone DeNeville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Winds of Change kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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215 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donsone DeNeville!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but DeNeville slips the punch.
DeNeville fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
DeNeville connects with a looping right hand.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from DeNeville lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. DeNeville takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
AssKicken feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DeNeville's calf.
A head kick misses from DeNeville.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by DeNeville.
DeNeville drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A slapping leg kick lands for AssKicken.
That's one minute gone in the round.
DeNeville throws a leg kick but AssKicken checks it.
DeNeville avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice uppercut there from AssKicken.
DeNeville on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
AssKicken throws an ugly left hook that misses
and DeNeville counters with a nice uppercut.
DeNeville lands a high kick!
DeNeville slips a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
DeNeville cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
DeNeville lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and DeNeville connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken throws a right hand that misses
and DeNeville counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeNeville uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but DeNeville moved out of range.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
DeNeville is looking to counter with head kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for DeNeville. That snapped AssKicken's head back.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
DeNeville moves into the clinch.
AssKicken makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
DeNeville working some nice short punches in the clinch.
DeNeville gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
AssKicken tries to get to full guard but DeNeville has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeNeville looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
DeNeville is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
AssKicken is rocked!
AssKicken tries to get to full guard but DeNeville has control of the leg.
AssKicken is still in real trouble! Can DeNeville finish him?
We've been hearing that DeNeville has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
DeNeville is keen to just control but AssKicken is a slippery customer.
AssKicken seems to have recovered his senses.
DeNeville lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt AssKicken quite badly. AssKicken pulls DeNeville in close trying to recover. DeNeville postures up and lands two really hard shots that put AssKicken on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but AssKicken doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donsone DeNeville!
Donsone DeNeville thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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