PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poro Peukalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Snap your fingers, Snap your neck.. This should be fireworks!

AssKicken
vs
Peukalo

200 cm
26
270 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

190 cm
25
262 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Acyrius AssKicken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Poro Peukalo!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Kavanagh and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peukalo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Peukalo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Peukalo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
AssKicken dodges the punch combination from Peukalo.
Peukalo misses with a right hand
and AssKicken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
Peukalo looks to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Peukalo connects with a good right hand that stumbles AssKicken. AssKicken circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Acyrius AssKicken has been cut.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Peukalo misses with a double jab
and AssKicken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Poro Peukalo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peukalo misses with a lunging right hand
and AssKicken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
Peukalo takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by AssKicken.
AssKicken swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Peukalo.

It looks like Poro Peukalo has been cut.
AssKicken definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Peukalo ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken connects with a good right hand that stumbles Peukalo. Peukalo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Peukalo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Peukalo has time to react.
Peukalo is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
Peukalo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
AssKicken is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
AssKicken lands with a shot to the body.
Peukalo darts in trying to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Peukalo is looking to clinch.
Peukalo tries to close the distance and clinch but AssKicken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
AssKicken is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken throws a low kick, looking for Peukalo's leg but Peukalo calmly moves out of range.
AssKicken drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Peukalo throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Despite the aggression on Peukalo's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
AssKicken throws a jab when Peukalo was well out of range.
Peukalo is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Peukalo steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! AssKicken is out on his feet! Peukalo sets himself and nearly takes AssKicken's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Poro Peukalo!
Poro Peukalo is the new heavyweight champion!