PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ayy Lmao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armond Hill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hill has chosen Rage against The machene - The Ghost of Tom Joad as his entrance music. Ayy Lmao is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lmao
vs
Hill

198 cm
25
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

194 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ayy Lmao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Armond Hill!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Skip Squint and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lmao needs to keep his hands up - Hill had a free shot at his head there.
Hill misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Hill has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hill doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hill lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hill works on Lmao's body with a couple of short punches.
Hill lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lmao jumps guard but Hill stands there with Lmao around his waist. Lmao gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lmao tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hill just stands there and leans against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Hill - that landed with a thud.
Lmao is breathing heavily.
Lmao wants to break free but Hill has control.
Lmao has Hill pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Hill manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ayy Lmao. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hill drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lmao gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hill lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lmao has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A short uppercut from Hill.
Hill lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lmao or not.
Nice body punch from Hill.
Hill pushes Lmao back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hill.
Hill throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right handed body shot lands from Hill.
Hill lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lmao backwards.
Hill working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hill lands with a light punch inside.
Hill lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lmao.
Hill pushes Lmao back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A body shot lands from Hill.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hill creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Lmao is rocked!
Hill lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lmao backwards.
Oh Lmao is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hill lands a right hand.
Hill creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Lmao with a big uppercut! Lmao tries to clinch up but Hill pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Lmao to the mat! Lmao covers up and Hill unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Armond Hill!