PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erling Koch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken has chosen Snap your fingers, Snap your neck. as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Koch
vs
AssKicken

201 cm
25
250 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

200 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Erling Koch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Acyrius AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Jonathan Paton and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken scores with a head kick. Koch tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
A punch combination from Koch misses.
AssKicken lands a slapping body shot.
AssKicken slips a straight right by Koch.
Koch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Koch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Koch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and AssKicken connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Koch scrambles back to his feet.
Koch misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Koch moves away.
Koch was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Koch moves out of range of the strikes.
AssKicken connects with a good right hand that stumbles Koch. Koch circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
AssKicken misses with a low kick as Koch jumps back.
Koch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken misses with a lunging right hand
and Koch counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken tries to score with a low kick but Koch moves his leg out of the way.
Erling Koch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Koch throws a looping overhand right but AssKicken ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Koch misses with a looping right.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
Koch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Koch misses with a double jab
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Koch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
AssKicken lands the left hand.
AssKicken scores with a decent looking hook.

Koch is rocked!
AssKicken misses with an uppercut. Koch saw that one coming.
Koch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
AssKicken thows a body kick. Koch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
AssKicken Throws a clean left jab. AssKicken Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Koch's chin! Koch crumbles to the ground and AssKicken follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by AssKicken!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Acyrius AssKicken!
An out of breath Acyrius AssKicken thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.