PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Aure (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nobrainer comes to the cage accompanied by Freak on a leash-Korn. Aure is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Can't be touch-Roy Jones. Dewey Nobrainer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Nobrainer
vs
Aure

200 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

184 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dewey Nobrainer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ivan Aure!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobrainer throws a hook but Aure blocks it.
Aure should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nobrainer throws a front kick that sends Aure stumbling back into the cage.
Nobrainer lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Aure crumples to the floor! Nobrainer milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dewey Nobrainer!
Dewey Nobrainer made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I want to thank my family and all my supporters through the ups and downs of the last 2 years. Also big thanks to my manager and my coaches! I taught my opponent a lesson today! haha'.
Ivan Aure spoke after the fight, saying 'ill be back'.