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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sean Obrien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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270 lbs
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240 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sean Obrien!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus connects with a right hand. Obrien shakes it off.
Dickus checks a leg kick.
Obrien fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dickus checks it well.
Dickus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Obrien under the eye.
Dickus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Obrien will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Obrien throws a hook but Dickus blocks it.
Obrien throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dickus avoids a kick to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dickus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dickus connects with a right hand. Obrien shakes it off.
Obrien throws a leg kick
and Dickus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dickus misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus with a nice cross.
Obrien gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Dickus to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Obrien wants to stand and escape but Dickus is having none of it.
Dickus could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus trying to control the position from guard on top but Obrien is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dickus has gone for a leg lock! Obrien slips out almost immediately though and dives into Dickus's guard.
Obrien trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dickus's guard.
Obrien stands up and waves to Dickus to follow him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Obrien changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Obrien.
Obrien feints a jab promting Dickus to slip. Obrien then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Dickus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Dickus throws out a powerful jab.
Dickus scores with a jab to the head.
Dickus fails to land with a series of punches.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Obrien lands with a shot to the body.
Dickus missing with a left hand there. Obrien was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dickus shoots in for a takedown but Obrien shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dickus is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dickus is breathing heavily.
Dickus has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Biggus Dickus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An inside leg kick from Obrien misses.
Obrien throws a sloppy head kick and Dickus moves out of range easily.
Sean Obrien is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Obrien lands a glancing blow to the side of Dickus's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obrien tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dickus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Obrien tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dickus dives in for a single leg takedown but Obrien sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Obrien fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dickus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obrien swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Obrien connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Dickus! He's out on his feet! Obrien rushes in and drops Dickus with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Sean Obrien!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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