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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anderson Sylvia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gay Sex Poofter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gay Sex Poofter is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Cuts easily |
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anderson Sylvia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gay Sex Poofter!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Sylvia looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sylvia tries to clinch up.
Poofter shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Poofter won't allow Sylvia to get back to his feet.
Sylvia trying to control the position.
Sylvia wants to stand and escape but Poofter is having none of it.
Sylvia can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Poofter controls the pace.
Sylvia looking to hit a scissor sweep but Poofter is one step ahead there.
Sylvia being controlled here, momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sylvia keeping moving, preventing Poofter from controlling successfully.
Sylvia working a defensive guard here.
Poofter controls from within his opponent's guard.
Poofter stands up from guard. Let's bang!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Sylvia shoots and misses
and Poofter counters with a nice double leg into side control. Sylvia won't be happy with that.
Poofter is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Sylvia's shoulder. That is not cool.
Sylvia throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Poofter controls the position.
Despite being in the dominant position, Gay Sex Poofter just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Poofter clinches up with Sylvia and pushes him back against the cage.
Sylvia tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Poofter just stands there and leans against the cage.
Sylvia successfully pulls guard.
Poofter trying to control the position from guard on top but Sylvia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Poofter won't allow Sylvia to get back to his feet.
Poofter sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sylvia trying to keep a closed guard but Poofter is proving a slippery customer.
Poofter sitting in guard here, content to control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Poofter's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Poofter sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Poofter won't allow Sylvia to sweep him here.
Poofter controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Poofter postures up.
Sylvia is breathing heavily.
Poofter controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Let's hope that Poofter has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Despite being in the dominant position, Gay Sex Poofter just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Poofter feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gay Sex Poofter dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Poofter tries to clinch but Sylvia is having none of it.
Sylvia shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Poofter counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Sylvia!
Sylvia wants to control but Poofter is having none of it.
Poofter sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poofter is breathing heavily.
Sylvia can't escape the position.
Poofter with the ground and pound from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
You get the feeling that Sylvia really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Poofter unloading with bombs!
Sylvia is looking to get to half guard.
Poofter raining down shots from the mount!
Poofter looking to finish Sylvia with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sylvia!
Sylvia takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Poofter controlling from mount.
Poofter is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Poofter looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sylvia manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Poofter seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Poofter is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sylvia is just riding it out for now. Poofter eventually gives up the hold.
Sylvia is trying to control but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Poofter works his way into full mount!
Poofter lands a heavy elbow.
Sylvia working to try and regain half guard.
Poofter landing strikes from the mount and Sylvia is in trouble!
Poofter in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Poofter controlling from mount.
Gay Sex Poofter has got the better of the ground game so far.
Poofter working Sylvia over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gay Sex Poofter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Poofter shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Sylvia's guard.
Poofter stands up and waves to Sylvia to follow him.
Sylvia moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Poofter moves out of range as Sylvia throws a body kick.
Sylvia wants to clinch
and Poofter counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Sylvia!
Sylvia really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
A nice elbow there by Poofter.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poofter sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Poofter connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Poofter goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Sylvia turns into him and now he's in Poofter's guard.
Poofter throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Sylvia wants to control from the top but Poofter keeps moving.
Poofter is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Poofter is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Poofter is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Poofter avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sylvia looking to pass the guard.
Poofter trying to control the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Poofter drives through with a takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poofter wants to control from the top but Sylvia keeps moving.
Poofter content to stall in guard here.
Poofter tries to free his leg and advance position but Sylvia is retaining full guard.
Sylvia is trying to control the position but Poofter postures up.
Sylvia is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Gay Sex Poofter is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Poofter advances to half guard.
Poofter working Sylvia over with strikes.
Poofter is taking a breather. Sylvia says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Poofter throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Poofter wants to pass to mount but Sylvia is defending the position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Poofter in particular looking to stall.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gay Sex Poofter comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Poofter winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gay Sex Poofter!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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