PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tango might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Wha has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tango
vs
Wha

225 cm
37
300 lbs
32 - 22 - 0

225 cm
41
300 lbs
45 - 24 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

King of Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 22 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wango Tango!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha dodges the punch combination from Tango.

Wha moves into the clinch.
Wha slows down the pace here.
Tango is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wha is defending well for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tango.
Tango swings wildly with an uppercut but Wha uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tango blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tango trying to control the position but instead, Wha has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tango into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tango misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wha.
Tango looking to throw knees to the head but Wha is blocking nicely.
Wha tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tango's elbow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tango takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tango tries to stall but Wha uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tango misses with an elbow over the top.
Wha avoiding damage.
Wha struggles to land a body shot inside as Tango controls his hands.
Wha taking a breather.
Wha holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wha works on Tango's body with a couple of short punches.
Tango tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Tango tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Wha avoids it.
Tango is looking to control Wha's arms but Wha gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tango has his back to the cage.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tango is defending well for now.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tango blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tango with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A knee to the head by Tango.

It looks like Bleh Wha has been cut.
A hook to the body from Tango.
Tango throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wha has Tango pushed against the cage.
Wha tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tango avoids it.
Tango lands a nice knee to the body.
Wha looks winded!
Wha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tango is pushing Wha up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wha tries to land knees in the clinch but Tango avoids the damage to the body.
Tango with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tango.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Wha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Tango backwards.
Tango tries a knee to the head but Wha blocks it.
Tango looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wha tries to land a knee to the head but Tango blocks with his arms.
Tango lands an elbow that stopped Wha in his tracks for a moment.
Wha is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tango is keeping busy.
Tango stalling.
Wha struggles to land a body shot inside as Tango controls his hands.
A short body shot lands from Wha as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Tango misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wha.
Wha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tango.
Tango looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tango managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
Wha stalling the fight.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tango obliges.
Wha dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tango is defending well for now.
Tango misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wha.
A shot in the inside from Tango.
Tango stalling in the clinch but Wha improves position.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tango throws an elbow but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Tango digs a right hand underneath Wha's ribcage. Wha let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tango stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A shot in the inside from Tango.
Wha throws a punch but it's blocked by Tango.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wango Tango dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bleh Wha's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tango moves in looking to clinch but Wha pushes him off.
Tango tries a head kick but it misses.

Tango clinches up with Wha and pushes him back against the cage.
Tango landing knees to the head.
Tango looking to slow down the pace here.
Tango lands an elbow just above Wha 's eye.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wha.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tango.
Tango missing with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tango prevents a body shot from Wha.
Tango lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wha avoids the elbow strike from Tango, against the cage.
Wha content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Tango misses with a knee to the head.
Tango takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tango stalling against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wha obliges.
Tango throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wha struggles to land a body shot inside as Tango controls his hands.
Wha tries to land knees in the clinch but Tango avoids the damage to the body.
Tango blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tango scores a nice knee to the body.
Wha misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tango has Wha pressed against the cage.
Tango stalling in the clinch but Wha improves position.
Tango being controlled against the cage.
Tango pushes Wha back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha letting Tango take a breather here.
Tango is pushing Wha up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wango Tango has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wha throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tango blocks it with crossed arms.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Wha takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wha taking a breather.
Tango with a knee to the head.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Wha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Nice body punch from Tango.
Wha is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tango on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tango avoiding damage.
Tango tries to stall but Wha uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A right hand to the body from Tango.
Tango is looking to control Wha's arms but Wha gets an underhook and turns him. Now Tango has his back to the cage.
Tango creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wha's defenses.
Wha takes an elbow to the forehead.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Wango Tango.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tango looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tango throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Wha.
Wha stalks Tango and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tango's face. Tango staggers backwards, shaken.
Wha connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crack! A monster head kick from Tango and Wha falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Tango!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wango Tango!
After the big win, Wango Tango made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.