PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cornelius Stinkhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pony Pony (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkhammer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghost - Square Hammer. Pony Pony will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Stinkhammer
vs
Pony

195 cm
20
265 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

222 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cornelius Stinkhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pony Pony!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkhammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pony moves out of range of the body kick.

Stinkhammer closes the distance and clinches.
Nice body punch from Stinkhammer - that landed with a thud.
Pony blocks a body shot from Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer misses with a punch to the body.
Stinkhammer can't find room to land a body shot as Pony controls the action.
Stinkhammer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stinkhammer tries to work over Pony's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Stinkhammer as Pony tries to tie him up.
Stinkhammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pony is trying to stall.
Pony blocks an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Stinkhammer.

Pony breaks from the clinch.
Stinkhammer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Stinkhammer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym in the buildup to the fight.

Stinkhammer forces Pony back against the ropes and clinches.
Stinkhammer works on Pony's body with a couple of short punches.
Stinkhammer tries a body shot but Pony blocks it.
Stinkhammer can't find room to land a body shot as Pony controls the action.
Stinkhammer can't find room to land a body shot as Pony controls the action.
Stinkhammer has a couple of punches blocked by Pony.
Stinkhammer throws a head punch that misses.
Pony is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stinkhammer misses with a body punch.
Pony is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Stinkhammer working aggressively here.
Stinkhammer tries to work over Pony's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Stinkhammer fails to land.
Stinkhammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stinkhammer misses with a body punch.
Pony stalling in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pony stalling in the clinch but Stinkhammer improves position.
Stinkhammer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pony's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pony landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Stinkhammer misses with a punch to the body.
Pony lands a right hand.
Stinkhammer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stinkhammer presses Pony against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pony is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Stinkhammer is keeping busy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pony.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stinkhammer.
Pony is struggling to control the position.
Stinkhammer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cornelius Stinkhammer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Pony tries a head kick but it misses.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pony has a couple of punches blocked by Stinkhammer.
Stinkhammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stinkhammer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stinkhammer being controlled against the ropes.
Stinkhammer misses with some punches.
Stinkhammer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony wants to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pony landing knees to the head.

It looks like Cornelius Stinkhammer has been cut.
Pony lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Stinkhammer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stinkhammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stinkhammer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkhammer tries to work over Pony's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stinkhammer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stinkhammer lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pony.
Stinkhammer takes a shot to the head.

Pony breaks the clinch.
Stinkhammer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pony can do to turn this around?
Stinkhammer misses with a kick to the body
letting Pony counter with a right hand.
Crack! A monster head kick from Pony and Stinkhammer falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Pony!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pony Pony!
In defeat, Cornelius Stinkhammer stepped up to the mic, saying 'that man over there hit me in the head'.