PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Because I Can (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Lovejoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Because I Can has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

I Can
vs
Lovejoy

155 cm
23
145 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

177 cm
20
157 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

PED Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Because I Can!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Lovejoy!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, jab by I Can - just one landing.

It looks like Jake Lovejoy has been cut.
Lovejoy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from I Can.
I Can blocks a head kick by Lovejoy.
I Can shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lovejoy sprawls well. Lovejoy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. I Can gets slowly back to his feet.
Lovejoy lands a head kick!
I Can avoids the head kick by Lovejoy.
I Can lands a head shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lovejoy misses with an attempted mid kick.
I Can uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lovejoy has time to react.
I Can lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Lovejoy throws a poor cross that misses
letting I Can counter with a right hand.

Lovejoy is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
I Can finds Lovejoy's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Lovejoy flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. I Can lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Lovejoy will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Because I Can!
Because I Can very nearly forgot to thank Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.