PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arturo Vidal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angry Racist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vidal's entrance music is Sweet Dreams . A fine choice. Racist comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Anti-white Racism in America: The Reality kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Vidal
vs
Racist

193 cm
22
213 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

195 cm
21
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Prefers standup

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arturo Vidal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Angry Racist!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Racist shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Vidal napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Vidal is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Racist asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Vidal on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Vidal tries to get out of the position.
Vidal takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Racist scores with a couple of short elbows.
Check out the look on Racist's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Racist cracks Vidal with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Vidal on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Racist lands a few punches from side control.
Racist working the ground and pound from side control.
Racist lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Vidal down.
Vidal knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Racist on the ground.
Racist landing strikes.

Vidal is rocked!
Racist takes a little break here. Vidal wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Check out the look on Racist's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Oh Vidal is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist crunches a massive hammerfist down on Vidal - he's out! Racist Holds back on further strikes and jumps to his feet to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Angry Racist!
A relieved looking Angry Racist thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.