PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacques Rougeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rougeau comes into the arena with Ned's Atomic Dustbin- Kill Your Television blaring out of the sound system. Jacques Rougeau has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rougeau
vs
Bloonkers

193 cm
24
247 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

207 cm
32
270 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jacques Rougeau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers pushes Rougeau away with a front kick.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
Bloonkers connects with a body shot.
Bloonkers wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rougeau closes the distance looking to clinch
and Bloonkers counters with a right hand to the body.
Rougeau is breathing heavily.
Jab, jab by Rougeau - just one landing.
Rougeau takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rougeau. Bloonkers does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Nice body kick there by Bloonkers.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

A jab-cross combination lands for Bloonkers and sends Rougeau crashing to the mat! Bloonkers follows him down to the mat - Rougeau regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!

It looks like Jacques Rougeau has been cut.

Bloonkers stands up from half guard.
Rougeau is aggressively charging in as Bloonkers backs up avoiding any damage. Bloonkers tosses out a jab and Rougeau runs right into it face first! Rougeau is out cold! Bloonkers dropped down on all fours and is barking in Rougeau's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Barbie Bloonkers!
In his post fight interview, Barbie Bloonkers started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.