PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Robbie Alcatraz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hunting Humans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Hunting Humans enters the cage!

Alcatraz
vs
Humans

180 cm
40
180 lbs
31 - 22 - 1

175 cm
29
180 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robbie Alcatraz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hunting Humans!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humans walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Humans looks to land a body kick but Alcatraz moved away.
Alcatraz punishes Humans's body with a nice straight punch.
Alcatraz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Humans fails to land with a series of punches.
Alcatraz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Alcatraz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Humans throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Alcatraz does it's job there.
Donk. Alcatraz catches Humans right on the button with a cross.
Alcatraz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Alcatraz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Robbie Alcatraz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Alcatraz jabs Humans right on the nose. Humans blinks but takes it well.
Alcatraz connects with a solid leg kick.
Alcatraz slips a jab from Humans.
A solid body kick from Alcatraz.
Humans takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A big left from Alcatraz misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Alcatraz. That's going to slow Humans down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Alcatraz finds it's way through Humans's defenses.
Alcatraz misses with an uppercut. Humans saw that one coming.
Humans on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Alcatraz takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Humans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Alcatraz.
Alcatraz appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Alcatraz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Alcatraz takes a swing at Humans's ribcage but misses.
Humans avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice body kick there by Alcatraz.
Sloppy strikes from Humans. Those never looked like landing.
Jab by Alcatraz.
Alcatraz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Humans misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Humans tries to land a front kick but Alcatraz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alcatraz tries to work over Humans's front leg with a kick but Humans checks it.
Alcatraz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Alcatraz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humans moves away.
Humans takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humans connects with a leg kick. Alcatraz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Alcatraz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humans unleashes a big counter combination but Alcatraz bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Humans keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A combination from Humans does no damage.
Humans fails with the takedown
and Alcatraz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Humans looks winded!
A slapping body kick lands there for Alcatraz.
Humans is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Alcatraz looks to land a combination but Humans avoids it well.
Humans steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Alcatraz lands a jab to the head.
Alcatraz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alcatraz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Humans slips under a jab.
Humans throws a right hand that Alcatraz ducks under and follows up with a left that Alcatraz also avoids with ease.
Alcatraz lands with a nice body punch.

Humans feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Alcatraz is wriggling around but Humans manages to pass to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Alcatraz is trying to control but can't.
Alcatraz tries to get to full guard but Humans has control of the leg.
Humans sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Alcatraz defending well though.
Humans prevents Alcatraz from improving his position.
Alcatraz is working hard here to advance position.
Humans seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Alcatraz looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Alcatraz is not content to let Humans control the position.
Alcatraz trying to control here.
Alcatraz wants to improve his position but Humans is controlling well.
Humans trying to control the action but Alcatraz is working from the bottom.
Alcatraz slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robbie Alcatraz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Alcatraz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alcatraz misses with an uppercut.

Humans clinches up with Alcatraz and pushes him back against the cage.
A short uppercut from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz stops a takedown attempt from Humans.

Humans breaks from the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Humans.
Humans tries to clinch up but Alcatraz circles away and keeps his distance.
Humans fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Alcatraz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Humans drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Alcatraz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Humans sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Humans tries to clinch but Alcatraz is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Humans.
Alcatraz fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Alcatraz looks to throw the jab but Humans is out of range.
Humans takes a jab right on the kisser.
Alcatraz misses with a straight right.
Humans tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Alcatraz paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Humans gets a clinch.
Alcatraz misses with a punch to the body.
Alcatraz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Humans or not.
Humans is breathing heavily.
Alcatraz trying to land knees to the body.
Alcatraz looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A frustrated look appears on Humans's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Alcatraz lands a left hand.
Alcatraz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Humans's defenses.
Humans tries to score a body lock takedown but Alcatraz shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Humans blocks an elbow strike.
Alcatraz landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
With the fighters up against the cage, Alcatraz throws an elbow but misses.
Alcatraz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Humans can do to turn this around?
Alcatraz lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Alcatraz gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Alcatraz lands an elbow inside that Humans shrugs off.
Alcatraz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alcatraz crunches a lovely knee into Humans's ribcage.
Alcatraz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Humans in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Alcatraz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Alcatraz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Alcatraz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Humans's elbow.
Alcatraz is working Humans over against the cage.
Alcatraz lands a knee to the head.
Alcatraz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice elbow from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz is pressed up against the cage. Humans has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Alcatraz down to the mat. Alcatraz avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Robbie Alcatraz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hunting Humans.
Danga de danga de dang - Alcatraz scores with a four punch combination!
Hunting Humans is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Alcatraz scores with a hook to the body. Humans takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A slapping leg kick lands for Alcatraz.
Alcatraz connects with the punch.
Alcatraz lands with a right hand.
Nice jab there from Alcatraz.
A solid body kick from Alcatraz.
Humans looks for the body kick but Alcatraz saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Humans doesn't seem bothered though.
Alcatraz lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Robbie Alcatraz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Alcatraz slips a jab and a cross from Humans.
Alcatraz thumps Humans with a low kick.
Alcatraz lands a jab to the nose.
Humans's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Alcatraz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Alcatraz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Robbie Alcatraz is winning the standup battle so far.
Humans takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Alcatraz swings for the body but Humans moves out of range.
Alcatraz darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Humans doesn't manage to clinch there - Alcatraz circles away.
Alcatraz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Humans.
Humans let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Humans takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alcatraz defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Humans.
Alcatraz throws a head kick that half lands.
Alcatraz throws a good cross that connects.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humans tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Humans rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Alcatraz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Alcatraz is looking to slow Humans down with leg kicks.
Humans takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Alcatraz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Humans momentarily.
Humans pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A quick step to the side and Alcatraz tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Alcatraz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Alcatraz lands a leg kick that knocks Humans off balance momentarily.
Humans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Alcatraz.
Alcatraz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Alcatraz cracks Humans with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Alcatraz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Humans doesn't seem bothered though.
Humans walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Alcatraz misses with a hook. Humans ducked under it nicely.
Humans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Alcatraz.
Humans avoids a kick to the body.
Alcatraz lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robbie Alcatraz dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

A cross from Alcatraz lands.
Alcatraz misses with a head kick.
Alcatraz lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Alcatraz throws a body punch but Humans moves out of range.
A left lands for Alcatraz.
Alcatraz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Humans on the side of the head.
Alcatraz lands a jab to the head.
Humans blocks the body kick.
A jab from Alcatraz misses.
Humans ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Alcatraz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Humans moves away from the strike by Alcatraz.
As Alcatraz backs off Humans throws a huge counter combo but Alcatraz manages to avoid it all.
Humans takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Alcatraz stuffs the takedown attempt from Humans. Humans gets slowly back to his feet.
Alcatraz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Humans checks it well.
Alcatraz lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some wild striking there from Humans.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Alcatraz - that will leave a mark!
Alcatraz scores with a hook.
Humans tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Alcatraz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Humans tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Alcatraz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A good leg kick by Alcatraz.

Humans rushes Alcatraz and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Humans managing to block the knees to the body from Alcatraz.
Humans wants to take the fight to the mat but Alcatraz manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Alcatraz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Humans takes an elbow to the forehead.
Humans has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Alcatraz gets through Humans's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Alcatraz scores with a shoulder strike.
Alcatraz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Knees to the body from Alcatraz.
Humans on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Alcatraz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Alcatraz.
Humans avoids the elbow strike from Alcatraz, against the cage.
Humans has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz looking to throw knees to the head but Humans is blocking nicely.
Alcatraz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Alcatraz.
Alcatraz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Alcatraz tries a body shot but Humans blocks it.
Alcatraz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Alcatraz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Alcatraz throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Alcatraz throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Alcatraz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Humans backwards.
Alcatraz misses with a punch to the body.
Alcatraz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Humans's elbow.
Alcatraz can't find room to land a body shot as Humans controls the action.
Alcatraz gets underhooks to prevent Humans's takedown attempt.
Robbie Alcatraz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hunting Humans.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz lands a nice elbow.
Alcatraz tries a body shot but Humans blocks it.

Humans's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Humans tries to close the distance and clinch but Alcatraz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Alcatraz takes a swing at Humans's ribcage but misses.
Humans throws a counter combo.
Alcatraz connects with a body shot that sends Humans's belly button to the back.
Alcatraz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Alcatraz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Alcatraz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Humans.
Alcatraz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humans moves away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Alcatraz.
Humans moves out of range as Alcatraz throws a body kick.
Alcatraz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Humans doesn't manage to clinch there - Alcatraz circles away.
Humans wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Humans.
Alcatraz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Alcatraz throws a leg kick that misses.
Alcatraz lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alcatraz scores with a shot to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Alcatraz checks a leg kick.
Alcatraz moves out of range of the body kick from Humans.
Robbie Alcatraz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Humans looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice jab there from Alcatraz.
Humans walks forward, straight into a front kick from Alcatraz.
A head kick misses from Alcatraz.
Despite the aggression on Humans's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Hunting Humans has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alcatraz is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Humans.
Some wild striking there from Humans.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robbie Alcatraz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Alcatraz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robbie Alcatraz!
After winning the bout, Robbie Alcatraz thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Hunting Humans stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's killing me every day!till I avenge this loss!!!!'.