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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mats S�derlund (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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184 lbs
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181 lbs
24 - 16 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mats S�derlund!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Eddie Farnsworth and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
S�derlund throws a big shot that misses.
S�derlund lands a nice looking body shot.
S�derlund swings away with a body shot that misses
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
S�derlund moves to clinch but Anderson breaks away
and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Anderson steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from S�derlund. That one must have hurt.
Anderson misses with a body shot.
S�derlund misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
S�derlund throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
S�derlund throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
S�derlund throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Anderson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
S�derlund closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've been informed that S�derlund has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
S�derlund misses with a punch to the body.
S�derlund can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
S�derlund misses with a hook from the clinch.
S�derlund softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
S�derlund goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
S�derlund tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
S�derlund misses with a shot to the kidneys.
S�derlund goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
S�derlund misses with a body punch.
S�derlund lands a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
S�derlund tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from S�derlund.
Anderson has had enough of the clinch but S�derlund keeps him there for the moment.
S�derlund swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson blocking some punches.
S�derlund tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
S�derlund fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
S�derlund misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson working hard to break the clinch.
S�derlund swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
S�derlund fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
S�derlund tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
S�derlund lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
S�derlund can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for S�derlund.
A hook to the body from S�derlund.
S�derlund misses with a hook to the ribs.
S�derlund throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
S�derlund lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
S�derlund misses with a short punch on the inside.
S�derlund throws a head punch that misses.
S�derlund misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
S�derlund tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
S�derlund has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
S�derlund throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
S�derlund misses with the head strike.
Anderson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. S�derlund is trying to keep an underhook but Anderson manages to get the takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Anderson is looking to pass S�derlund's guard but actually S�derlund recovers to full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
S�derlund is trying to keep Anderson in close.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
S�derlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Mats S�derlund dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Anderson moves out of range of the body kick.
Anderson avoids a punch combination nicely.
A low kick from S�derlund misses
and Anderson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in S�derlund's guard.
S�derlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Anderson throws a big elbow that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson stopping the sweep attempt from S�derlund.
Anderson postures up in S�derlund's guard and throws a big left but S�derlund blocks it.
Anderson is working S�derlund over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
S�derlund has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
S�derlund is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
S�derlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
Anderson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
S�derlund keeping moving, preventing Anderson from controlling successfully.
S�derlund wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment.
Anderson got a little sloppy there for a moment and S�derlund has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Anderson has managed to get both his arms back between S�derlund's legs - danger averted.
S�derlund pulls Anderson in to control the position.
S�derlund tries to land a sweep but no joy.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Anderson works over S�derlund with some ground and pound from guard.
S�derlund seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Anderson scoring with punches to the head and body.
Anderson wants to control from the top but S�derlund keeps moving.
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson landing some decent shots from guard.
Anderson throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson throws a strike but S�derlund rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
S�derlund trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
S�derlund controlling from the top position.
Anderson looking for a sweep. Not yet Anderson, not yet.
Anderson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Anderson wants to sweep here but S�derlund controlling him for the moment.
S�derlund slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Anderson isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. S�derlund stacks Anderson on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by S�derlund!
Anderson regains half guard there - taking advantage of S�derlund's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Anderson is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
S�derlund controlling the action here.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
S�derlund is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Anderson rather than just go for the knockout.
A big right from Anderson misses.
S�derlund swings and misses with a hook to the body.
S�derlund wants to clinch but Anderson slips to the side
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
S�derlund digs a good hook to Anderson's body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from S�derlund.
Anderson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Anderson with a nice cross.
The fight stays on the outside here - S�derlund looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson moves out of range as S�derlund throws a body kick.
S�derlund does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
An attempted straight right counter from Anderson misses the target.
Anderson looks to land a left hand but S�derlund moved out of range nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
S�derlund throws a body punch but Anderson moves out of range.
S�derlund wants to clinch.
S�derlund throws a leg kick
and Anderson counters with a single leg into guard. S�derlund didn't expect that.
S�derlund not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Anderson wants to control from the top but S�derlund keeps moving.
Anderson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. S�derlund is keeping the position for now.
S�derlund lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
S�derlund trying to control but Anderson is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson looking to hit a scissor sweep but S�derlund is one step ahead there.
S�derlund is working Anderson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
S�derlund controls from within his opponent's guard.
Anderson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
S�derlund controls from within his opponent's guard.
S�derlund trying to control the position from guard on top but Anderson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anderson wants to control but S�derlund passes easily into half guard.
Still in half guard, S�derlund seems content to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anderson misses with some strikes from the bottom.
S�derlund slows the pace down in half guard.
S�derlund wants to free his trapped foot but Anderson is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from S�derlund.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the body.
Anderson throws a jab when S�derlund was well out of range.
Nice uppercut there from S�derlund.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
S�derlund uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Anderson.
Anderson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Anderson swings for the body but S�derlund moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Turd Anderson.
I think Anderson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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