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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Demetrious Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes to the cage accompanied by Dami Mong Alam - Skusta Clee ft. Flip D. Prostate Orgasm is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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135 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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163 cm
25
140 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Demetrious Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Bart Greer and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orgasm misses with a straight right.
Johnson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Johnson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Demetrious Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orgasm.
Orgasm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
and Orgasm counters with a nice uppercut.
No joy there for Orgasm, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Johnson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Orgasm tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnson tries to land a body kick
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnson seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Orgasm thows a left - swing and a miss!
Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Orgasm has taken the fight into the clinch.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Johnson is trying to break free.
Johnson being controlled against the cage.
Johnson tries to circle away but Orgasm has him pinned against the cage.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orgasm leaning his opponent against the cage.
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Johnson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A jab from Orgasm does it's job there.
A lazy left from Orgasm finds it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Orgasm swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Orgasm has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Johnson slips a straight right by Orgasm.
Orgasm misses with a straight left.
Orgasm missing with a left hand there. Johnson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johnson moves out of range as Orgasm strikes.
Orgasm lands an overhand right.
A head kick misses from Johnson.
Orgasm throws a hook but Johnson avoids it easily.
Johnson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson looks to land a body kick but Orgasm moved away.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orgasm tries to bum rush Johnson with a series of wild strikes but Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm closes the distance and pushes Johnson back into the cage.
Orgasm lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Orgasm stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Johnson blocks a body shot from Orgasm.
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm throws a nice looking combination but Johnson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orgasm throws a looping overhand right but Johnson ducks down to avoid it.
Orgasm moves into range and connects with a jab.
Orgasm throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Johnson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Johnson swings for the body but Orgasm moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johnson.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Johnson misses with a double jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johnson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Johnson misses with a leg kick
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Orgasm.
Nice shot lands for Orgasm.
Johnson is rocked!
Orgasm looks to throw the jab but Johnson is out of range.
Oh Johnson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Orgasm clinches up against the cage.
Johnson seems to have got his legs back now.
Orgasm lands a nice uppercut.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orgasm lands a body punch in the clinch.
Johnson is trying to force a seperation but Orgasm has the dominant position.
Orgasm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Johnson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.
Johnson blocks a jab.
Johnson tries to keep at a distance but Orgasm has taken the fight into the clinch.
Johnson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Johnson avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm misses with a body punch.
Johnson is trying to break the clinch but Orgasm has him pressed against the cage.
Orgasm prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Johnson is trying to push Orgasm away but Orgasm has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Orgasm.
A left hand lands to the body for Orgasm.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Johnson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Orgasm tries a body shot but Johnson blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Johnsons head.
Orgasm effectively controlling the action here.
Orgasm will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Johnson up against the cage.
Orgasm lands with a short shot to the head.
Orgasm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Johnson throws a front kick aimed at Orgasm's knee but Orgasm avoids it well.
Orgasm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson misses with the combination.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A big right from Johnson misses.
Johnson swinging wildly here.
Orgasm lands a jab to the nose.
Johnson throws a head kick but Orgasm moves out of range.
Orgasm thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orgasm bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johnson's head.
Johnson throws a leg kick but Orgasm sees it coming and moves out of range.
Orgasm misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Orgasm avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Johnson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orgasm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Johnson scrambles back to his feet.
Orgasm blocks a head kick by Johnson.
Demetrious Johnson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Orgasm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Johnson gets tackled into the cage by Orgasm. Orgasm maintains the clinch.
Orgasm lands a shot to the body.
Orgasm lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Orgasm has Johnson pressed against the cage, preventing Johnson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Johnson tries to break free but Orgasm pushes him back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Johnson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orgasm misses with a jab, cross combination.
BOOM! Orgasm lands a beautiful left hook that drops Johnson. Johnson tries to recover but Orgasm is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Johnson lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Prostate Orgasm!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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