PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Woods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is marry yourdaughter. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Loko
vs
Woods

185 cm
39
181 lbs
31 - 20 - 0

179 cm
32
185 lbs
20 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carl Woods!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Woods misses.
Loko throws a quick counter kick to the body but Woods avoids it.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loko.
Loko scores with a push kick.
Loko scoring well with a low kick there.
Loko lands with a thumping leg kick.
Loko gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Woods misses with a hook. Loko ducked under it nicely.
Loko chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Woods connects with a looping right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Woods.
Woods looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
As Woods looks to move away, Loko throws a big counter combo but Woods just gets out of the way.
Loko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Loko fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A combination from Loko does no damage.
Woods swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loko, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loko tries to score with a low kick but Woods moves his leg out of the way.
Loko throws out a leg kick but Woods moves out of range and Loko only half commits.
A little jabbing left from Woods on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Woods has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Loko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Woods.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Woods loads up on a big right hand but Loko slips the punch.
Woods misses with a right hand
and Loko counters with a nice leg kick.
Loko throws a head kick that misses

and Woods moves into the clinch.
Loko has had enough of the clinch but Woods keeps him there for the moment.
Woods lands a right hand.
Woods works on Loko's body with a couple of short punches.
Woods tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Woods misses with a punch on the inside.
Woods has a couple of punches blocked by Loko.
Woods is leaning against Loko and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Woods tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Woods creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Loko wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Woods tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Loko's elbow.
Loko wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Woods working aggressively here.
Woods makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Woods creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Woods misses with the head strike.

Loko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Loko attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Woods slips a jab and a cross from Loko.
Woods checks the leg kick.
Loko misses with a low kick.
Sloppy strikes from Loko. Those never looked like landing.
Woods avoids the head kick by Loko.
Loko misses with a body shot.
Loko throws a lazy head kick

and Woods counters by moving into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko tries to circle away but Woods has him pinned against the cage.
Loko looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short right from Woods on the inside.
Woods scores with a shot to the side of Loko's head.

Woods breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Woods misses with a series of wild punches.
A good leg kick by Loko.
Loko walks into a straight right hand from Woods.
Loko misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A little jabbing left from Woods on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Woods connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Woods jabs Loko right on the nose. Loko blinks but takes it well.
Woods misses with a straight right.
Woods thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko misses with a shot to the body

and Woods counters by moving into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Woods throws a head punch that misses.
Loko wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Loko pulls guard effortlessly.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Woods gets to his feet. Loko looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
A low kick from Loko is predictable there
and Woods counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Loko looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A countering left hand to the body from Woods misses.
Loko needs to keep his hands up - Woods had a free shot at his head there.
Loko lands a nice looking kick to the body. Woods takes a step back to recover.
Woods throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Woods checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Loko ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Woods moves away.
Woods lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Loko backs up against the cage.
Woods lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Loko falls backwards - clearly groggy! Woods dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Carl Woods!
Carl Woods decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Four Loko spoke after the fight, saying 'why am i kepp losing?'.