PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Ka Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dominick The Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong's entrance music is ULTRAMAGNETIC MCs - Ego Trippin. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ka Bong
vs
The Destroyer

195 cm
32
265 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

190 cm
29
220 lbs
10 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, El Ka Bong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dominick The Destroyer !
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Topper Green and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Destroyer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Bong gets a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Bong fails to land.
The Destroyer 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The Destroyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Destroyer 's efforts to push away.
Bong unloads a knee to the mid-section. The Destroyer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bong has a couple of punches blocked by The Destroyer .
Bong lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Dominick The Destroyer has been cut.
We've been hearing reports that Bong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.

Bong breaks the clinch.
The Destroyer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bong.
The Destroyer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bong jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bong scores with a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Bong instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bong throws a punch but it's blocked by The Destroyer .
Bong tries to work over The Destroyer 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Destroyer blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong tries for a takedown but The Destroyer manages to get underhooks.
Bong scores with a hook to the body.
Bong throws a head punch that misses.

Bong manages to break the clinch.
Bong avoids the head kick by The Destroyer .
Bong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Destroyer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bong's calf.
The Destroyer takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

The Destroyer is rocked!

Bong cracks The Destroyer with an uppercut from hell and The Destroyer crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Bong's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
The Destroyer is still in real trouble! Can Bong finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bong arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! The Destroyer 's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). El Ka Bong!
After the big win, El Ka Bong made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Kangaroo Punch $50 Dollar Sale and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.