PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eka Tahuna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonka has chosen Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tahuna
vs
Wonka

176 cm
31
165 lbs
20 - 8 - 1

173 cm
36
146 lbs
35 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eka Tahuna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willy Wonka!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Tahuna misses.
Wonka feints the counter takedown.
Wonka has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tahuna looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wonka with the counter takedown but Tahuna avoids it easily.
Tahuna swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tahuna throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wonka dives in for a single leg takedown but Tahuna sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Tahuna slips a straight right by Wonka.
Wonka tries to clinch up.
Wonka takes one to the chin there.
Tahuna cracks Wonka with a good jab.
Wonka scores with a shot to the body.
Tahuna lunges at Wonka with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wonka's hand.
Wonka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tahuna drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wonka sprawls and moves away.
Tahuna stuns Wonka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tahuna misses with a wild body shot.
Tahuna throws a leg kick but Wonka moved away.
Wonka throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tahuna's waist but Tahuna gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wonka off to one side.
Wonka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tahuna gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wonka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tahuna moves away.
We've been told by Tahuna's head coaches at Aliens Only Spa that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Tahuna scores with a jab. Wonka acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Willy Wonka has been cut.
Wonka looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Tahuna is fending him off so far but Wonka persists. Nope, Tahuna circles away and we're back to standing.
Eka Tahuna has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Willy Wonka.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonka jabs Tahuna right on the nose. Tahuna blinks but takes it well.
Tahuna throws a big shot that misses.
That kick from Tahuna tenderised Wonka's leg. Wonka is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tahuna sizes up Wonka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wonka lands with a nice body punch.
Eka Tahuna is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tahuna.
Wonka shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tahuna as he avoids it easily.
Tahuna throws a hook to the side of Wonka's head but Wonka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tahuna lands a lovely overhand right.

Wonka is rocked!
Wonka throws a hook but Tahuna blocks it.
Wonka is still on wobbly legs! Can Tahuna finish him?
Tahuna throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tahuna drops Wonka with a huge uppercut! Wonka drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Tahuna is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eka Tahuna!
Our winner, Eka Tahuna, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Willy Wonka spoke after the fight, saying 'Who paid off the ref/judges? Someone must have!'.