PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Jojo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Jojo
vs
Trump

200 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fat Jojo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jonathan Paton and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jojo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Trump lands a takedown into guard.
Trump with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Trump is in close to Jojo's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Trump trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Trump postures up in Jojo's guard and throws a big left but Jojo blocks it.

Jojo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Trump can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Trump stopping the sweep attempt from Jojo.
Trump is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Trump sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jojo's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jojo trying to control but Trump postures up.
Trump looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump trying to control from half guard but Jojo is working away.
Trump missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Jojo has hold of Trump's hands but Trump slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jojo trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Jojo trying desperately to get to his feet.
Trump lands a big elbow.

Jojo is rocked!
Trump lands a big elbow - Jojo is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Jojo is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Donald Trump!