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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty comes into the arena with Dear Penis - Country song blaring out of the sound system. Dickie Dirty has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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163 lbs
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176 lbs
9 - 4 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dickie Dirty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Daniels!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirty avoids the head kick by Daniels.
Daniels fails in his attempt to clinch.
Daniels tries for a takedown but Dirty sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dirty was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dirty cracks Daniels with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dirty gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Daniels to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Dirty wants to sweep but no luck.
Daniels must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Daniels missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Daniels lands a couple of elbows.
Daniels with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dirty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Daniels.
Daniels stopping the sweep attempt from Dirty.
Daniels throwing strikes but missing.
Daniels with a nice head shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Daniels defends well.
Daniels with a flurry of punches that miss.
Daniels looking to pass the guard.
Dirty working for a triangle but Daniels defends it easily.
Daniels wants to control from the top but Dirty keeps moving.
Daniels looking to pass the guard.
Daniels distracts Dirty with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dirty looking for a triangle here. Daniels is fighting it but it looks tight! Dirty pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Daniels is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Dickie Dirty!
Dickie Dirty took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I'm very happy to be back winning and that against a great talent! Good luck in the rest of your career Jack! And John, I want my rematch with Aurelio next!'.
The defeated Jack Daniels had this to say: 'Shit i knew i shouldn't have drunk that bottle of JD last night, Frank come on lets go get pissed.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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