PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ray Olhoffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Ray Olhoffer has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bleh Wha's chin.

Wha
vs
Olhoffer

225 cm
36
300 lbs
35 - 21 - 0

225 cm
46
277 lbs
39 - 32 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Supreme Nutrition
Spartan Nutrition

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 32 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Olhoffer!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Matheus Silva and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wha closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wha.
Wha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wha lands with a light punch inside.
Olhoffer is trying to push Wha away but Wha has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wha.
Wha lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Wha.
Wha lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Olhoffer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Olhoffer looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stalling in the clinch from Wha.
A knee to the head by Wha.

It looks like Ray Olhoffer has been cut.
Wha scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wha is stalling here.
Wha dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Wha.
Wha scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wha cracks Olhoffer with a nice body shot.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wha presses Olhoffer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wha stalling the fight.
Wha cracks Olhoffer with a nice body shot.
Wha landing knees to the head.
Wha putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Olhoffer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Wha - that landed with a thud.
Wha slows down the pace here.
Wha lands with a short shot to the head.
Wha blocks an uppercut.
Wha lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wha cracks Olhoffer with a nice body shot.
Wha stalling against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Wha.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wha.
Come on Wha - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Olhoffer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wha avoiding damage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.

Wha closes the distance and pushes Olhoffer back into the cage.
Wha just leaning against Olhoffer, taking a breather.
Wha pressing his opponent against the cage.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Wha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Olhoffer up against the cage.
Wha lands a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
A frustrated look appears on Olhoffer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The referee calls for Wha to work.
Olhoffer being controlled against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.
Olhoffer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
Wha staying out of range there.

Wha moves into the clinch.
Olhoffer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Wha lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wha.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Olhoffer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wha stalling against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wha.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wha landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wha is leaning against Olhoffer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wha has Olhoffer pressed against the cage.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Wha has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Wha utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wha putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Olhoffer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bleh Wha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ray Olhoffer's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Wha throws a right and a left that Olhoffer avoids nicely.

Wha gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Come on Wha - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Olhoffer throws a head punch that misses.
Wha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Olhoffer wants to get back to striking at distance but Wha won't allow it.
Wha works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wha is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Olhoffer can do to turn this around?
Olhoffer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wha is working Olhoffer over against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wha is working Olhoffer over against the cage.
Wha throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Olhoffers head.
Wha makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Olhoffer is breathing heavily.
Wha leaning against his opponent.
Stalling in the clinch from Wha.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Olhoffer up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha lands a shot to the body.
A short uppercut from Wha.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wha.
Wha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Olhoffer up against the cage.
Wha dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Olhoffer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wha lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wha gets through Olhoffer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wha.
Wha cracks Olhoffer with a nice body shot.
Wha lands an uppercut.
Wha taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha lands a shoulder strike.
Wha avoiding damage.
Wha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wha has Olhoffer pressed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.

Wha clinches up against the cage.
Wha lands a body punch in the clinch.
Knees to the body from Wha.
A short body shot lands from Wha as the two fighters clinch.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A bit of stalling here from Wha.
Olhoffer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Olhoffer wants to get back to striking at distance but Wha won't allow it.
Wha throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Olhoffers head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wha makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right from Wha.

Olhoffer is rocked!
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wha stalls.

Wha drops Olhoffer with a big knee straight up the middle! Olhoffer is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Olhoffer is still on wobbly legs! Can Wha finish him?

Wha pushes Olhoffer up against the cage in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wha lands a right hand.
Wha lands a big knee to the head and Olhoffer goes down! Wha pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha gave a mention to Spartan Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).