PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saure Zbeissa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the ring accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Army
vs
Zbeissa

189 cm
22
215 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

210 cm
22
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Saure Zbeissa!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Igor Prikhodko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zbeissa tries a low kick but Army avoids it.
Zbeissa throws a body shot but no joy.
Army throws a leg kick that misses.
Zbeissa tries a low kick but Army avoids it.
We've been told by Army's head coaches at LOD-Guts & Glory Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Zbeissa looks to throw the jab but Army is out of range.
A head kick misses from Zbeissa.
Nice defenses there by Army.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zbeissa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zbeissa throws a leg kick but Army moved away.
Zbeissa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zbeissa circles away from the clinch attempt
and Zbeissa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Army forces Zbeissa back against the ropes and clinches.
Zbeissa is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zbeissa lands with a short shot to the head.
Zbeissa misses with a punch on the inside.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army swings wildly with an uppercut but Zbeissa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Army is working Zbeissa over against the ropes.
Zbeissa tries to stall but Army uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Zbeissa controls the action.
Army lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

It looks like Saure Zbeissa has been cut.
Zbeissa blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Army lands a nice uppercut.
Zbeissa can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
Zbeissa has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Army seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zbeissa can turn it around.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Army lands an uppercut.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Zbeissa leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Zbeissa's head.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zbeissa backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zbeissa throws a head punch that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zbeissa blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Zbeissa.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Army creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Zbeissa's head.
Army creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zbeissa blocks an uppercut.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army pushes Zbeissa back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Army lands a nice elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Army.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Zbeissa.
Zbeissa blocks the elbow strike.
Army throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zbeissas head.
Army dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Zbeissa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zbeissa working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Army misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Zbeissa.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Zbeissa controls the action.

Zbeissa's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zbeissa lands with a slapping head kick.
Army throws a push kick but Zbeissa slaps the foot to one side.
Army throws a wild body kick that Zbeissa sees coming a mile off.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Zbeissa is just out of range.
Zbeissa misses with a body shot.
Zbeissa throws out a loose jab but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zbeissa moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Zbeissa fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Army has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zbeissa on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Army connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Army throws a body punch but Zbeissa moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Zbeissa does no damage.
Army throws a sloppy head kick and Zbeissa moves out of range easily.
The fighters circling - Army throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zbeissa misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Army. Zbeissa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Army attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A big right from Army misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Army.
A punch lands to the side of Zbeissa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Zbeissa avoids a kick to the body.
Zbeissa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zbeissa tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zbeissa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Army checks a low kick from Zbeissa.
Zbeissa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Army's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A clash of legs there as Army blocks the low kick.
Army looks to land a left hand but Zbeissa moved out of range nicely.
Army looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zbeissa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Army.
Army was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Zbeissa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Army was well out of range. Poor timing from Zbeissa.
Army dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zbeissa. That did some damage!
Zbeissa ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Zbeissa walks into a left hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Army.
Army digs a good hook to Zbeissa's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zbeissa cracks a nice hook into Army's ribs.
Zbeissa lands a slapping body shot.
Zbeissa has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Army.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zbeissa blocks a head kick by Army.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zbeissa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Army. Army obviously looking to wear him down.
Army bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice body punch from Zbeissa.
Army pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zbeissa throws out a counter right but Army avoids it with no problem.
Army scores with the left hand. Zbeissa knows he should have avoided that one.
Army throws a leg kick but Zbeissa sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zbeissa tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Army misses with the combination.
Army blocks the body kick.
Zbeissa avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zbeissa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Army manages to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Zbeissa misses
letting Army counter with a right hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Zbeissa.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zbeissa cracks Army with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zbeissa was well out of range. Poor timing from Army.
Zbeissa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zbeissa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Army doesn't seem bothered though.
Zbeissa throws a body shot but no joy.
Army gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Saure Zbeissa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Army displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zbeissa throws out the jab.
Zbeissa misses with a looping left.
Zbeissa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Army misses its target.
Zbeissa misses with a double jab.
Zbeissa circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zbeissa throws a solid leg kick but Army takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zbeissa.
A nice leg kick lands there from Army.
Zbeissa moves out of range of the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zbeissa. Army does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zbeissa throws a leg kick but Army sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Army seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Army takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A good leg kick by Zbeissa.
Zbeissa scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Army checks a leg kick.
Zbeissa with a hook.
Army fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zbeissa manages to avoid it.
Army lands a head kick!
Zbeissa bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Army's head.
Army looks to land a combination but Zbeissa avoids it well.
It seemed like Zbeissa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Zbeissa throws a head kick that misses.
Zbeissa connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zbeissa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zbeissa throws a low kick but Army moves out of range easily.
Zbeissa throws a jab but it's blocked by Army.
Zbeissa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Army.
Zbeissa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch but Zbeissa swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A countering left hand to the body from Zbeissa misses.
Army swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Army does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zbeissa thumps Army with a low kick.
Zbeissa lands with a kick to the ribs.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.
Zbeissa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Army is looking to counter punch.
Zbeissa lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saure Zbeissa showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Zbeissa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zbeissa.
The fight stays on the outside here - Army looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Good shot there by Army.
Army chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zbeissa can pounce on him.
Army moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Army darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zbeissa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zbeissa moves away.
Army throws a leg kick
and Zbeissa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Army moves to clinch but Zbeissa breaks away
and Zbeissa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army slips a straight right by Zbeissa.
Army swings away with a body shot that misses
and Zbeissa counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zbeissa. Army does a little dance to reset his feet.
Army misses with a hook. Zbeissa ducked under it nicely.
Army bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Army chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zbeissa can pounce on him.
Army takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A big left from Army misses.
Zbeissa lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Zbeissa misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Zbeissa misses the target.
Zbeissa walks into a jab.
Army lands a nice shot that snaps Zbeissa's head back.
Zbeissa throws a left and a right that both miss
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army lands a right hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zbeissa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A good leg kick by Army.
Zbeissa swings for the body but Army moves out of range.
Zbeissa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Army looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice defenses there by Army.
Army dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zbeissa. That did some damage!
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zbeissa.
Zbeissa's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zbeissa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Zbeissa throws a push kick but Army slaps the foot to one side.
Army drops his hands momentarily and Zbeissa takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zbeissa misses with a body shot
and Army counters with a nice leg kick.
A left lands for Army.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army throws a shot from downtown. Zbeissa moves away and avoids it.
Zbeissa tries to score with a low kick but Army moves his leg out of the way.
Army lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zbeissa at a distance.
Army misses with a looping right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zbeissa! But no joy.
Army throws a solid leg kick but Zbeissa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Army.
Zbeissa scores with a hook.
Zbeissa moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
Army sizes up Zbeissa with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Army swings widly with a right hand
and Zbeissa counters with a head kick.
Army digs a good hook to Zbeissa's body.
Zbeissa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zbeissa misses with a shot to the body
and Army makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Zbeissa takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Army scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zbeissa in his tracks.
Army swings for the body but Zbeissa moves out of range.
Zbeissa is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Army avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Army takes a swing at Zbeissa's ribcage but misses.
Zbeissa misses with a two punch combination.
Zbeissa takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Army lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Army darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zbeissa has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Zbeissa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Army lands a nice shot that snaps Zbeissa's head back.

That has opened up Saure Zbeissa's cut even more.
Army throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zbeissa looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Army throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zbeissa feints a counter leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army clearly takes that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Zbeissa connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Army throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zbeissa moves away.
Army uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zbeissa.
Army looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Zbeissa lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Army checks the leg kick.
Army swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
As Army backs off Zbeissa throws a huge counter combo but Army manages to avoid it all.
Zbeissa circles away from the clinch attempt
and Zbeissa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zbeissa gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Army.
Zbeissa slips under a jab.
Zbeissa lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Zbeissa.
Zbeissa misses the shot to the body.
As Zbeissa tries to get set, Army tries to push him back and clinch up but Zbeissa manages to avoid the attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army scores with a jab.
Zbeissa walks into a stiff left hand from Army.
Army uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zbeissa.
Army misses with a wild body shot.
Zbeissa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Army tries to counter by clinching up but Zbeissa breaks away and moves out of range.
Zbeissa throws the left hand but Army avoids the punch easily.
Zbeissa throws a hook but Army avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Zbeissa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Army connects with a crisp jab.
Army fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Army gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Army lands a body shot.
Zbeissa is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Zbeissa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army throws an elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zbeissa lands a shoulder strike.
Zbeissa looking to slow down the pace here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Army as Zbeissa tries to tie him up.
Zbeissa takes a shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by Zbeissa.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Zbeissa avoids it by throwing Army back against the ropes.
Army digs a right hand underneath Zbeissa's ribcage. Zbeissa let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zbeissa tries to work over Army's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Zbeissa controls the action.
Army tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zbeissa's elbow.
Army misses with a hook from the clinch.

Zbeissa's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zbeissa cracks Army with a right hand to the side of the head.
Army throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zbeissa looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zbeissa is out of range and Army settles back down.
Army lands a really nice looking cross but Zbeissa seems unphased.
Army throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Army lands with a shot to the body.
Army pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zbeissa counters with a body kick.
Zbeissa drops his hands momentarily and Army takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Army throws a right hand that misses
and Zbeissa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Army goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zbeissa throws a poor cross that misses
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Army fails with an attempt to clinch.
Army misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zbeissa misses with a body punch
and Army counters with a left to the body.
Zbeissa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Army.
Army moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromZbeissa.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zbeissa.
A left lands for Zbeissa.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zbeissa if he has to take too many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zbeissa.
Army goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
Zbeissa is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Army with a body shot.
Jab by Zbeissa.
Zbeissa pivots, looking for a leg kick but Army is out of range and Zbeissa settles back down.
Army thinks about countering with a body kick.
A punch lands to the side of Zbeissa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Army blocks a leg kick.
Zbeissa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Army appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Army thows a left - swing and a miss!
Army will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army had his way with Saure Zbeissa in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Zbeissa walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Army pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zbeissa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zbeissa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Army tried to counter with a leg kick but Zbeissa avoided it.
Zbeissa throws a right hand that misses
and Army connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Army checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zbeissa misses with a low kick as Army jumps back.
Army is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Zbeissa throws a low kick but Army moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zbeissa throws a shot from downtown. Army moves away and avoids it.
Army blocks a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zbeissa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Army has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Army and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Army is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A low kick from Zbeissa is predictable there
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army lands a jab to the nose.
Zbeissa throws a leg kick that misses.
Army throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zbeissa keeps the fight on the outside.
Army throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army connects with a looping right hand.
Zbeissa takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Army lands a head kick!
Army scores with a hook.
Zbeissa looks to land a right hand but Army moved out of range.

Army clinches up with Zbeissa and pushes him back against the ropes.
Army prevents a body shot from Zbeissa.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zbeissa.
Army tries to stall but Zbeissa uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Zbeissa breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Army ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zbeissa moves away.
Army fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zbeissa manages to avoid it.
Zbeissa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Army takes one to the chin there.
Zbeissa throws a low kick but Army avoids it.
Army tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Zbeissa manages to circle out of the way.
Army feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zbeissa's calf.
Zbeissa keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Zbeissa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
Zbeissa scores with a head kick.
Zbeissa throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dick Army is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zbeissa fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Good leg kick by Zbeissa there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zbeissa scores with a kick to the body.
Army tests Zbeissa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Army lands with a shot to the body.
Army slips a jab and a cross from Zbeissa.
Army blocks a jab.
Army lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Zbeissa.
It looked like Army wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Decent striking displayed by Army there.
Zbeissa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zbeissa pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army connects with a good right hand that stumbles Zbeissa. Zbeissa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Army just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zbeissa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Army swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Army looks to throw the jab but Zbeissa is out of range.
Zbeissa swings for the body but Army moves out of range.
Army fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zbeissa looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Saure Zbeissa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Army gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Zbeissa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Army throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Army fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zbeissa misses with a looping left.
An attempted straight right counter from Army misses the target.
Zbeissa throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Army counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Army misses with a looping left.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zbeissa! But no joy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Army showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Army has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 49:46
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 49:46
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Army!
A very excited looking Dick Army made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.