PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jakub Stepniewski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Queef Jone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Queef Jone will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Stepniewski
vs
Jone

188 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jakub Stepniewski !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Queef Jone!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stepniewski misses with a takedown attempt - Jone sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jone looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Stepniewski throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jone tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Stepniewski is in Jone's guard.
Jone preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Stepniewski scoring with punches to the head and body.
Stepniewski throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jone works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stepniewski might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Stepniewski with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stepniewski throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jone works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stepniewski works over Jone with some ground and pound from guard.
Stepniewski postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Stepniewski trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stepniewski is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Stepniewski postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Stepniewski postures up in Jone's guard and throws a big left but Jone blocks it.
Stepniewski postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Stepniewski throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jone works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stepniewski has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Stepniewski stands up over Jone, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Stepniewski postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Jone has momentary wrist control but Stepniewski slips an elbow through the middle.
Stepniewski with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Stepniewski drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stepniewski jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stepniewski trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stepniewski throws a big elbow that misses.
Stepniewski working some strikes from top position.
Stepniewski working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Jone's head.

Jone is rocked!
Our spies down at at Cozad MMA Hilo inform us that Jone has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Stepniewski scoring with some ground and pound.
Jone is still in real trouble! Can Stepniewski finish him?
Stepniewski arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Jone's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jakub Stepniewski !
A relieved looking Jakub Stepniewski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.