PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dana White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kung Fu Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). White's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Im The Boss. Panda has chosen Kung Fu Fighting as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

White
vs
Fu Panda

186 cm
26
190 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
26
190 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Good elbows
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dana White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kung Fu Panda!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panda's jab looks to have found its range, popping White under the eye.

It looks like Dana White has been cut.

Panda gets tackled into the cage by White. White maintains the clinch.
White lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Kung Fu Panda has been cut.
White lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by White.
Panda fails to pull guard.
White connects with a knee to the head.
White unloads a knee to the mid-section.
White slowing the pace effectively.
A shot in the inside from White.
White leaning his opponent against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Panda takes a knee to the side of the body.
Panda looks winded!
White lands a nice uppercut.
White gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
White lands an elbow inside.
White lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Kung Fu Panda's cut even more.
White lands with a light punch inside.
White lands a right hand.
White landing some nice looking knees to the body.
White lands a right hand.
White lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White gets through Panda's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
White lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
White lands a nice elbow.
White lands an elbow just above Panda 's eye.
Panda throws an elbow that misses.
White blocks an elbow strike.
Panda looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
White blocks the elbow strike.
White on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
White scores with a nice hook to the head.
Panda creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Panda is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables White to keep the fight standing.
White lands an elbow inside that Panda shrugs off.
White scores with a knee to the head.

Panda is rocked!

The cut above Kung Fu Panda's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
White lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Panda to his knees! White keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dana White!
A very excited looking Dana White rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.