PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sweaty BallSack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BallSack comes to the cage accompanied by Drowning Pool - Bodies. Travis Speed looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

BallSack
vs
Speed

199 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Mohito Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sweaty BallSack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Travis Speed!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Speed with a jab.
Travis Speed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Speed tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but BallSack paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Speed tries to clinch there but BallSack circles away.
BallSack attempts a counter takedown but Speed avoids it well and moves away.
Speed connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
BallSack avoids a punch combination nicely.
BallSack keeps the fight on the outside.
BallSack is looking to counter punch.
Speed connects with a jab.

BallSack looking to score a takedown here. Speed is defending well but BallSack drives through and ends up in Speed's guard.
BallSack postures up and lands a big shot to Speed's brow.
BallSack controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
BallSack slips nicely into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

BallSack is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
BallSack seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
BallSack content to control rather than advance.
BallSack is stalling here. Speed is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! BallSack seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Speed has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
BallSack keeping his opponent close.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BallSack can't do much from the bottom here.
BallSack is looking to regain half guard here but Speed keeps moving and retains side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speed trying to control the position but BallSack is working away.
BallSack is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Speed's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
BallSack controlling the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
BallSack is pressing down on Speed's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Speed looks winded!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Speed looking to pass the guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as BallSack holds on and takes a little breather.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Speed jabs at BallSack's body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Speed is looking to clinch.
BallSack swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Travis Speed will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Speed moves in looking to clinch but BallSack pushes him off.
BallSack is looking for a counter combo.
BallSack takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Speed doesn't manage to clinch there - BallSack circles away.
Speed misses with an uppercut.
BallSack went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
BallSack dodges the punch combination from Speed.
It looked like BallSack wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
BallSack takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Speed ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Speed is breathing heavily.

BallSack is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Speed's half guard.
BallSack sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed tries to roll over but BallSack keeps him under control.

BallSack is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

BallSack is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Speed defends it well.
BallSack will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

BallSack is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Speed doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time BallSack.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

BallSack is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Speed still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Speed has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
BallSack on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if BallSack tries to get out of the position.
BallSack prevents Speed from moving into mount.
BallSack sneaks back into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BallSack controlling the position for now.
BallSack is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Speed's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Speed's back!

BallSack has got his arm under Speed's chin working for the choke… has he got it? It looks pretty tight! Oh! Speed has spun round into BallSack's guard beautifully! Well done that man!
Speed trying to control the position from guard on top but BallSack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
BallSack managing to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Speed trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
BallSack controlling the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
BallSack manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Speed manages to get himself to full guard.

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sweaty BallSack will probably get the nod.
That's time! BallSack's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Speed tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but BallSack paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Speed tries to score a power double leg takedown but BallSack sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Speed somewhat.
BallSack is looking to counter punch.
Speed moves in looking to clinch but BallSack pushes him off.
BallSack swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Speed closes the distance but BallSack moves to the side

and BallSack counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
BallSack wants to control from the top but Speed keeps moving.
Speed can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as BallSack controls the pace.
Speed takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Speed keeping moving, preventing BallSack from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BallSack is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

BallSack is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
BallSack engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
BallSack pushing down on Speed's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Speed is not content to let BallSack control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Speed is defending against the submission attempts here by BallSack.
BallSack controlling the action here.

BallSack is working for a submission of some sort.

BallSack is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BallSack passes the guard and advances to mount!

BallSack goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Speed is on top in guard.
BallSack is adopting a defensive guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BallSack's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Speed throws a strike but BallSack rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

BallSack is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
BallSack is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sweaty BallSack showed his dominance in that final round.
I think BallSack has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Sweaty BallSack!
A victorious Sweaty BallSack thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.