PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ronnie Cantu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Some Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Drowning Pool - Bodies kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cantu
vs
Bitch

211 cm
20
161 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

153 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ronnie Cantu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Some Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch tries to work over Cantu's front leg with a kick but Cantu checks it.
Bitch misses with a hook. Cantu ducked under it nicely.

Bitch darts in and clinches Cantu up against the cage.

Cantu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch misses with a head kick.
Cantu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cantu shoots in for a double leg but Bitch sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bitch is looking for the big counter here.
Bitch tries to clinch but Cantu is having none of it.
Bitch should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bitch scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Cantu is rocked!

It looks like Ronnie Cantu has been cut.

Bitch fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cantu, pushing him back against the cage.
Oh Cantu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bitch tries to break free but Cantu pushes him back against the cage.

Bitch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitch fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Bitch misses.
Some Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Bitch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cantu is aggressively charging in as Bitch backs up avoiding any damage. Bitch tosses out a jab and Cantu runs right into it face first! Cantu is out cold! Bitch dropped down on all fours and is barking in Cantu's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Some Bitch!
Some Bitch seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.