PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slick Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orpheus Boagrius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boagrius comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Akkadian Empire kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Orpheus Boagrius told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Weasel
vs
Boagrius

190 cm
26
245 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Instinct
Mohito Fightwear

Instinct
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slick Weasel !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orpheus Boagrius!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Colin Fotheringham and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boagrius keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Boagrius throws out a leg kick but Weasel moves out of range and Boagrius only half commits.
It looked like Weasel wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Boagrius scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Weasel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Weasel throws a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Boagrius misses.
Boagrius has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Boagrius throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boagrius looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Boagrius takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Weasel moves away from the strike by Boagrius.
Weasel was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boagrius tries to land a front kick but Weasel steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Weasel instigates a clinch.
Weasel lands with a right to the head.
A short uppercut from Boagrius.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short uppercut from Boagrius.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weasel lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boagrius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boagrius lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boagrius tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Weasel 's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Weasel .

Boagrius escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boagrius uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weasel .
Boagrius misses with a body shot.
Boagrius comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Orpheus Boagrius is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boagrius lands with a right hand.
Weasel scores with a shot to the body.
Boagrius lands a jab to Weasel 's midsection.
Weasel ducks under a wild hook from Boagrius.
Boagrius punishes Weasel 's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boagrius throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weasel tries to score a power double leg takedown but Boagrius sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Weasel somewhat.
Boagrius lands with a thumping leg kick.
Weasel looks to score with a jab to the body but Boagrius is just out of range.
Weasel looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boagrius throws a combination. Weasel tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Boagrius bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Weasel misses with a takedown
and Boagrius counters with a right hand to the body.
Weasel is breathing heavily.
Boagrius lands a nice hook to Weasel 's body. Weasel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boagrius misses with a low kick.
Boagrius lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Boagrius ducks under a wild hook from Weasel .
Boagrius lands a slapping body shot.
Boagrius looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boagrius. Weasel does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Weasel is defended easily by Boagrius.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Slick Weasel . That's going to take a lot out of him.
A shot to the body from Weasel misses
and Boagrius counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boagrius thuds his right hand into Weasel 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Boagrius is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Weasel rather than just go for the knockout.
Boagrius walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Weasel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weasel stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boagrius.
Weasel throws a lazy right hand but Boagrius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Weasel tries to clinch but Boagrius moves out of range.
Boagrius flicks out a counter leg kick but Weasel steps away.
Boagrius misses with a body shot.
Boagrius measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Weasel ! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Orpheus Boagrius! Orpheus Boagrius retains his super heavyweight title!
Post fight, an emotional Orpheus Boagrius said 'Yeah. Who is next? I'll break everyones bones in this division. '.