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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hung Lo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
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280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hung Lo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lo moves away.
Lo appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Lo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickus. Lo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Lo throws a looping overhand right but Dickus ducks down to avoid it.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
Dickus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lo was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickus.
Lo tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dickus manages to circle out of the way.
Lo wants to slow Dickus down by chopping away at his legs.
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Lo tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dickus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lo somewhat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
Lo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
It looks like Hung Lo has been cut.
Dickus swings for the body but Lo moves out of range.
Dickus misses with a body punch
and Lo counters by clinching up.
Dickus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dickus.
Lo is looking to counter the offense by Dickus and move into the clinch.
Lo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dickus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biggus Dickus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickus lands a glancing blow to the side of Lo's head.
A punch lands to the side of Lo 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dickus drops Lo with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Lo looks back up at him and smiles so Dickus waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickus lands a body shot.
Dickus feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Lo sprawling to the canvas! Lo rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dickus finish him?!
Lo is rocked!
Lo is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Lo out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biggus Dickus!
A victorious Biggus Dickus thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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