PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karol Cropp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Badass. On his way into the cage it seems that Ameri CanChopper has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ameri CanChopper seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

CanChopper
vs
Cropp

200 cm
38
249 lbs
31 - 21 - 0

209 cm
32
290 lbs
30 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Karol Cropp!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cropp checks a low kick from CanChopper.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Cropp moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! CanChopper goes down! Can Cropp finish him!?

It looks like Ameri CanChopper has been cut.
Cropp is working CanChopper over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Cropp in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cropp is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
CanChopper is looking to stand up but Cropp isn't so interested in that idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cropp content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

CanChopper is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cropp loads up on a big left hand. CanChopper felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Cropp looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! CanChopper can't hide his disappointment, as Cropp celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Karol Cropp!
An out of breath and clearly excited Karol Cropp thanked Modern Wear Apparel for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).