PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kane King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Swim by Fishbone. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

King
vs
Kong

196 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kane King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Donkey Kong!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Peter Branson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kong lands with an overhand left.
Kong with a body punch. A glancing blow.
King closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kong circles away.
Kong stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kong wants it to stay on the feet.
Kong looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kane King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
King takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
King has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kong finds it's way round the side to connect with King's head.

Kong lands a big right hand that sends King crashing to the mat! Kong stays standing though and waves King back to his feet!

King is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
King takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
King is breathing heavily.
Kong lands a nice shot to the body.
King takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping King at a distance.
King seems to have got his legs back now.
King takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kong is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches King flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! King is out cold! Kong holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donkey Kong!
Kane King spoke after the fight, saying 'I'd like to say I'm sorry to all of the fans. I wasn't on my game tonight. I'm going to train hard and come back with a vengeance!'.