PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tobikan Judan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tobikan Judan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dahmer
vs
Judan

160 cm
29
170 lbs
13 - 12 - 0

180 cm
34
167 lbs
13 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Jeff Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Tobikan Judan!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Judan gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Dahmer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Dahmer stands up over Judan, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Judan is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Dahmer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dahmer is looking to control Judan's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dahmer avoid being mounted?
Dahmer is trying to get back to full guard.
Dahmer makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dahmer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judan preventing the sweep.

Dahmer working for a triangle but Judan defends it easily.
Judan stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dahmer looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Judan is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dahmer working a defensive guard here.
Dahmer striking off his back but it's not causing Judan any problems.
Judan advances to half guard.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Judan is looking for a kimura but Dahmer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Judan to get the leverage.
Dahmer flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Dahmer is controlling Judan's trapped leg to prevent Judan from advancing to side control.
Dahmer tries to roll over but Judan keeps him under control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dahmer actively working from the bottom here.
Judan is looking to advance position but Dahmer won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Judan is trying to work for a kimura but Dahmer is defending well.
Judan is keen to just control but Dahmer is a slippery customer.

Dahmer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dahmer missing with punches from the bottom.

Judan is working for a kimura but Dahmer is defending it quite comfortably.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dahmer looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Judan is working for a kimura but Dahmer is defending it quite comfortably.
Dahmer tries to roll over but Judan keeps him under control.
Dahmer works his way to full guard. Good work.

Judan avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Judan looking to sit in guard and control but Dahmer gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Judan lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Dahmer is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Judan has his hands clasped together but Dahmer extends and breaks Judan's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Dahmer.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeff Dahmer!
Jeff Dahmer decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.