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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Bashman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Machete (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Don Machete has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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256 lbs
4 - 3 - 1 |
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240 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Bashman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Don Machete!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bashman dodges the punch combination from Machete.
Bashman rushes Machete and presses him up against the cage.
Machete takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Don Machete has been cut.
Bashman lands an elbow just above Machete 's eye.
Machete is trying to break the clinch but Bashman has him pressed against the cage.
Bashman lands a damaging elbow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bashman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bashman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bashman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bashman pushes Machete back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Machete wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bashman can't find room to land a body shot as Machete controls the action.
Bashman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Machete or not.
Machete takes an elbow to the temple.
That has opened up Don Machete's cut even more.
A short body shot lands from Bashman as the two fighters clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machete is looking to break free of the clinch but Bashman has double underhooks.
Nice elbow from Bashman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bashman pressing his opponent against the cage.
Machete takes an elbow to the temple.
Machete tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bashman.
Bashman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Bashman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Don Machete's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Don Machete's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hulk Bashman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
30% |
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