PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mario Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saint Joan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silva comes to the ring accompanied by Cult Of Personality. Mario Silva is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Silva
vs
Joan

205 cm
21
223 lbs
4 - 10 - 0

170 cm
18
179 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mario Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Saint Joan!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Emerson Jorge and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Joan closes the distance and clinches.
Silva lands a hook to the side of the head.
Joan should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Silva breaks from the clinch.

Joan shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Silva's guard.
Silva managing to control the position.

Silva is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Joan rolls with it to try and escape but Silva cranks on the arm and Joan is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mario Silva!
An out of breath Mario Silva thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.