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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Stacee Jaxee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glen Danzig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jaxee comes to the cage accompanied by Pour Some Sugar on Me by Stacee Jaxx. Danzig comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Misfits- Night of the Living Dead kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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157 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
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175 cm
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160 lbs
11 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stacee Jaxee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glen Danzig!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danzig lands a really nice looking cross but Jaxee seems unphased.
Danzig ducks right into an uppercut from Jaxee.
Jaxee misses with a hook to the body
enabling Danzig to counter with a crisp jab.
Jaxee with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Danzig throws the left hand but Jaxee avoids the punch easily.
Danzig goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jaxee thuds a left hand into Danzig's body.
Jaxee throws a lazy right hand but Danzig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Danzig is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A big left from Jaxee misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jaxee misses with a series of wild punches.
A little jabbing left from Danzig on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jaxee misses with an uppercut.
Jaxee fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Danzig slips under a jab from Jaxee.
Danzig just misses with a punch to the body.
A leg kick checked by Danzig.
A nice side step and Danzig releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Danzig misses with an uppercut.
Jaxee lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Danzig is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jaxee.
Jaxee misses with a hook. Danzig ducked under it nicely.
Danzig throws out a counter right but Jaxee avoids it with no problem.
Jaxee takes one to the side of the head.
Danzig keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jaxee swings for the body but Danzig moves out of range.
Danzig with a jab.
Jaxee moves forwards but Danzig connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jaxee swings for the body but Danzig moves out of range.
A jab from Danzig misses.
It looked like Jaxee wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Danzig fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jaxee manages to avoid it.
Jaxee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A nice combination there by Danzig.
Danzig looks to score with a jab to the body but Jaxee is just out of range.
Danzig works Jaxee's body with a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Danzig swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jaxee.
Jaxee is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Jaxee misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danzig doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Danzig misses with a looping right.
Danzig gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The fighters circling - Danzig throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Danzig throws a right hand that Jaxee ducks under and follows up with a left that Jaxee also avoids with ease.
Danzig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jaxee.
Danzig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jaxee.
Jaxee misses with a lunging right hand
and Danzig counters with a good low kick that Jaxee was not able to check.
Jaxee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Danzig.
Danzig lands a jab to the head.
Jaxee misses with a body shot
letting Danzig counter with a right hand.
Danzig fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jaxee.
Jaxee loads up on a big right hand but Danzig slips the punch.
Jaxee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jaxee throws a right hand that misses
and Danzig counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Danzig misses with an uppercut. Jaxee saw that one coming.
Jaxee avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jaxee was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Danzig is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jaxee had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danzig misses with a hook.
Jaxee takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jaxee shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Danzig with a jab.
Jaxee lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Danzig tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jaxee was well out of range. Poor timing from Danzig.
A looping hook to the body misses from Danzig. Jaxee does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jaxee missing with a left hand there. Danzig was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jaxee throws a jab but it's blocked by Danzig.
Danzig misses with a body shot.
Jaxee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Danzig.
A counter left hand to the body from Jaxee misses its target.
Jaxee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Danzig moves away.
Jaxee slips a jab from Danzig.
The crowd cheers as Jaxee lands an impressive looking overhand right. Danzig doesn't seem phased though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A looping hook to the body misses from Danzig. Jaxee does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaxee throws a big shot that misses.
Jaxee clobbers Danzig with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jaxee throws a series of punches but Danzig avoids them all with ease.
Danzig misses the jab.
Jaxee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jaxee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Danzig fails to land with a series of punches.
Danzig ducks under a wild hook from Jaxee.
A big left from Danzig misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Jaxee misses its target.
Danzig fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jaxee manages to avoid it.
Danzig takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jaxee jabs at Danzig's body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Danzig fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Jaxee misses the target.
Jaxee scores with a shot to the body.
Jaxee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Danzig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jaxee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Danzig moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Glen Danzig will probably get the nod.
That's time! Jaxee's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jaxee scores with the left hand. Danzig knows he should have avoided that one.
Danzig's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jaxee under the eye.
Jaxee moves away from the strike by Danzig.
Danzig misses with a shot to the body
and Jaxee counters with a nice uppercut.
Jaxee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Danzig on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Good standup being displayed there by Jaxee as he connects with a hook.
Glen Danzig seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Danzig swings for the body but Jaxee moves out of range.
Danzig looks to land a combination but Jaxee avoids it well.
Danzig throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jaxee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice shot by Danzig.
Jaxee throws a nice looking combination but Danzig bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Danzig fails to land with a series of punches.
Jaxee walks into a straight right hand from Danzig.
Danzig swings for the body but Jaxee moves out of range.
Jaxee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Danzig manages to avoid it.
Danzig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Danzig slips under a jab.
Danzig throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice shot lands for Danzig.
Danzig uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jaxee.
Jaxee takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jaxee throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jaxee slips under a jab from Danzig.
Jaxee throws a big counter combination but Danzig scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Danzig swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jaxee misses the shot to the body.
Jaxee is looking to slow Danzig down with leg kicks.
Jaxee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Danzig was well out of range. Poor timing from Jaxee.
A telegraphed right hand from Jaxee misses the target.
Danzig fails to land with a series of punches.
Danzig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jaxee.
Danzig thuds his right hand into Jaxee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jaxee misses with a hook
and Danzig counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jaxee defending well as Danzig loads up on a big left hand.
Jaxee moves out of range of the leg kick from Danzig.
Danzig throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jaxee.
Jab by Jaxee.
Danzig throws the left hand but Jaxee avoids the punch easily.
Jaxee throws a hook but Danzig blocks it.
Jaxee misses with a looping right.
Danzig displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jaxee throws out the jab.
Jaxee swings for the body but Danzig moves out of range.
Jaxee scores with a jab. Danzig acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Danzig misses with a body shot.
Jaxee will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jaxee tries to work over Danzig's front leg with a kick but Danzig checks it.
Danzig just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaxee misses with a double jab.
Jaxee takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jaxee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Danzig.
Jaxee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danzig.
A jab from Danzig finds it's way through Jaxee's defenses.
Jaxee looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Danzig rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jaxee moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Danzig with a hook.
Danzig just misses with a punch to the body.
Jaxee misses with a body shot.
Jaxee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jaxee throws a looping overhand right but Danzig ducks down to avoid it.
A punch combination from Danzig misses.
A little feinted left hand from Jaxee on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Danzig bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Danzig takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jaxee darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Danzig takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danzig walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jaxee moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Jaxee. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jaxee.
Donk. Jaxee catches Danzig right on the button with a cross.
Jaxee slips a jab and a cross from Danzig.
Jaxee looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Danzig looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Danzig throws a big shot that misses.
Danzig misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jaxee.
Jaxee lands with a nice combination. Danzig backs away looking to recover.
Danzig is rocked!
Jaxee moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Danzig is still on wobbly legs! Can Jaxee finish him?
Danzig throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It looked like Jaxee was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Danzig.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Danzig uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jaxee.
Jaxee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Danzig moves away.
Jaxee connects with a right hand. Danzig shakes it off.
Jaxee walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Danzig drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Jaxee swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Danzig's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stacee Jaxee!
Stacee Jaxee very nearly forgot to thank AnonymouS amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
The defeated Glen Danzig had this to say: 'Demon I am and face I peel, to see your skin turned inside out. Gotta have you on my wall...'.
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energy
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hype
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