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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lewis Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dumbass McWeakhands has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
44 - 26 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 2, fighting out of London, Lewis Lee!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Richard Clark and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lee misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but Lee moves out of range.
McWeakhands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
It looks like Lewis Lee has been cut.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Lee off balance momentarily.
Lee lands with a good body shot.
We've been informed that Lee has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
McWeakhands fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Lee checks it well.
Lee looks to land a combination. McWeakhands sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
McWeakhands throws a shot from downtown. Lee moves away and avoids it.
Lee appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
McWeakhands tries a head kick but it misses.
It seemed like Lee was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good work by McWeakhands as he checks the leg kick.
Lee avoids a kick to the body.
Lee now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lee counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McWeakhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lee flicks out a counter leg kick but McWeakhands steps away.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
Lee tries a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
McWeakhands slips a jab and a cross from Lee.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee rushes McWeakhands and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Lee.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lee scores with a jab to the body.
Lee lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lee misses with an uppercut.
Lee moves into range and clinches up with McWeakhands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lee.
Lee working aggressively here.
McWeakhands tries to throw a body punch but Lee avoids it by throwing McWeakhands back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from McWeakhands fails to land.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lee lands an elbow inside that McWeakhands shrugs off.
Lee working aggressively here.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWeakhands scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lee tries a body shot but McWeakhands blocks it.
McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
Lee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McWeakhands rather than just go for the knockout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands connects with a body shot.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lee misses with a body shot.
Lee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
McWeakhands takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lee swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lee jabs McWeakhands right on the nose. McWeakhands blinks but takes it well.
McWeakhands avoids the body shot from Lee.
McWeakhands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands stuns Lee with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Lee sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lee stuns McWeakhands with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWeakhands takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWeakhands catches Lee with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McWeakhands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McWeakhands connects with an inside leg kick.
Lee takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lee gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee missing with knees to the body.
McWeakhands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lee tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lee.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Lee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lee lands a left hand.
Lee tries to land knees in the clinch but McWeakhands avoids the damage to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lee turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lee takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lee goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lee counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands slips under a jab from Lee.
Lee lands a slapping body shot.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up but Lee circles away and keeps his distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lee! But no joy.
McWeakhands looks to throw the jab but Lee is out of range.
McWeakhands pushes Lee up against the cage in a clinch.
Lee swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lee lands an uppercut.
McWeakhands misses with the head strike.
Lee lands a damaging elbow.
McWeakhands tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWeakhands throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
Lee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Lee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWeakhands has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
Lee lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lee working aggressively here.
McWeakhands lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lee with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lewis Lee will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lewis Lee's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
McWeakhands gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lee looks to score with a jab to the body but McWeakhands is just out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
Lee wants to slow McWeakhands down by chopping away at his legs.
Lee takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
Lee lands with a nice body punch.
Lee on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A head kick misses from McWeakhands.
Lee throws a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands blocks a leg kick.
A head kick from McWeakhands lands but Lee takes it in his stride.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lee misses the shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by McWeakhands. That's going to slow Lee down.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands throws a jab when Lee was well out of range.
Lee scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lee jabs at McWeakhands's body.
McWeakhands takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the side of Lee's head but Lee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWeakhands misses with a two punch combination.
Lee scores with a body shot.
McWeakhands misses the jab.
Lee walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McWeakhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As Lee backs away, McWeakhands returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lee feints and then cracks McWeakhands's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWeakhands down.
Lee lands a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lee feints and then cracks McWeakhands's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWeakhands down.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee works McWeakhands's body with a nice hook.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut
and Lee makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands's corner calls for a 1-2. McWeakhands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McWeakhands avoids the body shot from Lee.
Lee misses with a wild body shot.
Lee misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands misses with an uppercut. Lee saw that one coming.
Lee takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A chopping leg kick lands by McWeakhands.
Lee's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McWeakhands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lee momentarily.
McWeakhands works Lee's body with a nice hook.
McWeakhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Good work by McWeakhands as he checks the leg kick.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWeakhands moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lee. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWeakhands misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lee at a distance.
Lee misses with a wild body shot.
Lee misses with a hook. McWeakhands ducked under it nicely.
Lee lands a body shot.
Lee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lee takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lee connects with the punch.
McWeakhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWeakhands throws the left hand but Lee avoids the punch easily.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Lee takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lee throws a right hand that misses
and McWeakhands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A little jabbing left from Lee on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McWeakhands throws an overhand right that lands on Lee's shoulder, as Lee tries to avoid the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee punishes McWeakhands's body with a nice straight punch.
McWeakhands avoids a kick to the body.
Lee throws a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
Lee throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWeakhands avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWeakhands throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lee.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lee has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lee thuds his right hand into McWeakhands's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McWeakhands is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Lee.
Good leg kick by Lee there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lewis Lee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lee is looking to clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lee. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lee walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lewis Lee will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Lewis Lee's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
A punch combination from Lee misses.
McWeakhands ducks under a wild hook from Lee.
Lee throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
Lee slips a jab from McWeakhands.
Lee gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWeakhands swats away the attempt to clinch by Lee.
A little feinted left hand from McWeakhands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands jabs Lee right on the nose. Lee blinks but takes it well.
Lee throws a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lee avoids the head kick by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Lee avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
Despite the aggression on Lee's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The crowd cheers as Lee lands an impressive looking overhand right. McWeakhands doesn't seem phased though.
Lee takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lee.
Lee connects with a body shot.
Lee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lee throws a jab but it's blocked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands is looking to counter punch.
McWeakhands lands a jab to Lee's midsection.
McWeakhands connects with a crisp jab.
McWeakhands throws an overhand right that lands on Lee's shoulder, as Lee tries to avoid the shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lee.
McWeakhands misses with a head kick.
Lee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Lee avoids it easily.
Lee misses the jab.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Lee only half commits to the counter leg kick.
McWeakhands swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McWeakhands lands the left hand.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWeakhands's corner calls for a 1-2. McWeakhands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McWeakhands thuds his right hand into Lee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McWeakhands steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lee.
Lee connects with a leg kick. McWeakhands looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lee jabs McWeakhands to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Lee chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McWeakhands can pounce on him.
Lee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice body punch from Lee.
Lee cracks McWeakhands with a good jab.
McWeakhands throws the left hand but Lee avoids the punch easily.
McWeakhands tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lee pushes McWeakhands away with a front kick.
Lee scores with a nice head shot.
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
McWeakhands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lee raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Lee tenderised McWeakhands's leg. McWeakhands is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lee takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McWeakhands has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lee.
Lee throws a front kick aimed at McWeakhands's knee but McWeakhands avoids it well.
McWeakhands lands a right hook to the body.
McWeakhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lee misses with a body kick.
McWeakhands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
McWeakhands jabs Lee to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Lee moves out of range.
McWeakhands dodges the punch combination from Lee.
Lee lands a right hook to the body.
Lewis Lee is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Lee moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Lee checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lee throws a counter combo.
Lee scores with a spinning back kick!
McWeakhands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lee moves away from the strike by McWeakhands.
Lee throws a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
Lee throws a head kick that misses.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee lands a nice hook to McWeakhands's body. McWeakhands takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lee blocks a jab.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands looks to throw the jab but Lee is out of range.
McWeakhands throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McWeakhands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A head kick by McWeakhands misses
enabling Lee to counter with a crisp jab.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the body kick from Lee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lee. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Lewis Lee.
Well Lee has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lewis Lee!
Lewis Lee really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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